Zombie Kitteh

Here am  anuzzer delite from deh Buuk Ob Pomes by Emo Emi. JD sez:  Ann sumfing foar da season(ing):
 

The Saga ob Zombie Kitteh

Win fyne dai, in da middlol ob lunch,
Kitteh went looking foar brayns to munch
Kitteh did stawp adn sniffed da aire
Wat iz dat you got rite dere?
Brayns will mayk a taystee treat
Affer I nom dat cheez adn meat
Cheezburger now, teh kitteh did cry
Oar yore shoos will surely die
Sew wen yu see cats on Halloween,
Rememmer it’s Cheez wib burger in between

 

 

Ceiling Cat

DJ sendinged mii dis.  Hii sez it is anuzzer from deh Buuk Ob Pomes by Emo Emi:

tu toon ob Errol Flyn’s Robin Huud theme song:
 
Ceiling cat, ceiling cat,
Sitting on teh mat
Ceiling cat, ceiling cat,
Drinking from a hat
Steels from teh frij
Yore foto ob a brij
Ceiling cat, ceiling cat, ceiling cat!

Kitteh Pome

Dis comes tu us from JD:

Emo Emi, Poit Lawndrette ob Cheezland, rote many pomes. Dis wun iz on lols deemed unflattening, oar intefearing wib fud.
Rebenj Ob Da Kitteh
Kitteh angri at da skreen
Kitteh iz eiber king or kween
Kitteh noez were yore shoos do hide
Kitteh taykes wun foar a ryde
Fru da haus dey will go
Den owt da catflat in da snoe
Ober tew da kompost in da pyle
Stinky stuff will bring a smiol
Choo on dis until dey barf
Den roast da shoo befoar da harf

Fankz Yew!

Dis am frum TikkyTac, who am overwhelmed wif gratitude:

     Ohai mai deer peeps ov teh Cheez whirrld, dis iz TikkyTac hoo now haz a frunt yard wif NO giant oke tree layin on itz side innit, fanks tu teh unbeeleebabloly jennyrus, wunnerflol peeplols owt dere hoo donaytid munnees tu me, tu reemoovify teh (formerly magniffisent) pore old tree.
     Itz hard to finding teh rite wurds when yu (me) iz oberwhalmified wif grattitood…it am an awkwurd feelin. So many peeps ai du nawt hardly eebin kno, who did dis for me. Fankyu forebber, ebbrywun. Much, much Cheez lubz frum me adn mai kitteh boi Laurie.

Wii did it!!

Great nooz!!!  Sneezee sez, and I kwotes:

So my belubbed peeps, after a yoooooj outpouring uv love adn munnies frum teh Tea adn Cheez community adn a genruss gift by teh FBC congregayshun, we haz surpassed teh $4500 our Tikky needs for hur tree. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

*balterz wiff abandon*

(I invited abandon ober for brunch – he’s a good dancer.)

I cannot telling yu how proud adn moved adn cubbered in admirayshun I yam for ebbry wun uv yu. Fanks yu so much!!!

I want to add my thanks to ebbereewun hoo donated.  Togezzer, wii am awesum adn I lubz eech and ebberrwun uf yoo!!

Tikky sez dat MrTreeRemovifyer am berry bizzy (hurs am nawt deh onlyest tree dat cameded down) and it will b a week or twu before hur tree am awl goned.  But it am such a releef tu know dat it will git dun.  

Thanks agin, mj