Ohai mah cheezfrens!
Ai haz happitayl ‘nowns mint! Ai haz a fool thyem mafs teechifyin jawb offer fur elebentee munnies. (Ai menshund dish erlee-er tewdai, butt (hehehe) ai has such an egg sited ai haz tew share eht agin wif mah cheezfrens, in case N E buddee didnt sea.
Plz tew beh halping meh sillibrate wif cheezburgers and noms and bebrajez and nip!