Halp!!

LCB maded dis halper fur doze hoo b wanting tu embed a YouTube video in a comment. Like mebbe fur a song u b performing at Cheezstock.  8) LCB sez deh audio iz less dan wundermuss,  but it’s short and sweet otherwise.  Just following dis heer link adn amaze urseff wif ur tekknikklol egg spur tease!!

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Cheezstock Reminderifyer

O hai, guise, I can make a announcification?

Plz to remember not to forget that this coming Monday, August 31 is teh Cheezstock! concert to benefit those stricken with Stoopy Pleh Real Life Syndrome.

There will be musics, foods, mud, muddy foods, and all kines of grooviness! We has invited our FailBlog frenz to join us, too. Peeps whut sayed they wanted to preform will be contacted today (I hope) wif instructions, but basically if u wanna does a song, be sure to post it in a new comment instead of as a reply to a previous song. A link to a YouTube video of teh original song is always good, or at least put teh name of teh original song for teh musical-identification-challenged Cheezfrenz. We may spread teh fun over several lols, so if u join us late u can still preform.

Teh fun starts on teh 3nd lol of teh day — see shedyule below for teh time convertifier chart. Be there or be squared!

*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)

Barrel Haz Heart Attack

LOLDemon says:

(Putting aside the lolspeak for the moment to discuss a un-lol matter.)

If you could, please send positive thoughts, prayers, or your preferred form of long distance support to a close friend of mine. He e-mailed yesterday to say that Barrel, one of his two beloved kitties, had died of a sudden and completely unexpected hear attack at just five years of age. The vet said that this does happen with cats sometimes for various reasons and that there was really nothing that could have been done to prevent it. I’ve known Barrel and his brother Grey since my friend adopted them at five months old. They were both friendly cats, though not the type to hop on your lap and cuddle, though they spent most nights curled up in bed with my friend. Barrel was particularly vocal and if I was visiting around kitty dinnertime, I got to hear his insistent little chirps requesting food.

I’ve offered our sympathy and help with whatever my friend may need and am strongly considering a donation in Barrel’s memory to the shelter he was adopted from.

So if you would be so kind, please send thoughts or prayers to help Barrel on to whatever you believe awaits the cats who pass from this world and to help my friend and surviving kitty Grey through this sad time.

3kittymomma’z Daddikat

I kan ownli bee heers fur a minute, I hazza bangin headache, howebber, I need to send owt a request fur prayers, well wishes, an healing beams. My daddikat wuz rushed tu da ER fur the 3rd time tudai for yet another massive nose bleed. I’m tawlkin bath towels to absorb the blood nawt kleenex. They put 2 tubes up his nose and sent him to a specialist, which said hmm, I kan’t tell anything until wee take the tubes out which we kan’t do until Monday. Pleez gib mii $150 an come bak Mundai. Then my sister text mii an her fiancee has a CT scan tudai at 2 and they want to see him tomarrow at 8am. Nawt a gud sign as you know if you’ve ever had to deal with CT’s an MRI’s. there is something in his chest pressing against his left vocal chord and paralyzing it. sorri to be a big bummer. thanks fur listening.

DoodliePoo’z Elmo

I fownded dis on mai profile tuday.

Deer Cween, I has sum terrible sad news. Doodlie Poo’s beloved Elmo crossed the bridge today under terrible circumstances. From her email…

Oh, Andrew, oh god, I’ve had to put Elmo to sleep – oh, I’m dying inside. He was fine yesterday but this morning he was lethargic and couldn’t go to the bathroom. No appetite. So I took him to the emergency vet, assuming that he just would need some medicine and that he would be better…. it turned out he had stones in his kidneys and his urethra and his urinary tract … The vet was wonderful and put him to sleep while he was in my arms. She said it was a congenital thing and not caused by something he was eating or drinking. I got to say goodbye. This is gonna be real tough for me to get through. I loved him more than anything.

In a lifetime of knowing cat lovers I’ve never known anybody who spoke with such love of their friend than Poo did for Elmo Macaroni, they were best of friends and meant to be together. I has a world sized sad today for Poo.

YNGz Unfurl Banner

*loud microfone feedback*

Sry ’bout that. But now that I has ur tensions, I has a announcement to announcify.

*YNGs unfurl banner*
“W.C.H.B.C.F.S.P.R.L.S.O.Y.Y.Y”

“Whut’s that stand for, LCB?” u axe? Well, I will tells u. It stands for “We Can Has Benefit Consert for Stoopy Pleh Real Life Syndromes, O Yesh Yesh Yesh”

As u knowes, many Cheezfrenz is afflicticated from time to time wif teh dread RLS and cannot play wif us when they wants to. O noes!!1! So we has decided to does something about it.

“Whut will u does, LCB?” u axe. Well, I will tells u that too.

On Monday, teh 31th of August, at teh 6am Cheeztime Lol*, we will celebrate 3 Hours of Music and Mud at our very own Cheezstock concert! U heard. There will be teh usual food, drinks and merriments. Possibly some orange catnip, so watch out. Also music from some of ur favorite Cheezartists, who will preform some new songs wif a late-sixties and/or RLS theme and some of ur fave songs from events gone by.

“Hay, I wanna do a song, LCB” u axe, even though that’s not a kwestion. Well, I will tells u that u can. To make sure we don’t all does teh same song, u can rite to me, teh Musical Misdirectifier, at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com, wif teh name of teh song u wants to does. U can also send us ur song for us to praise, if u like. We will send u instructions before teh event on when you is scheduled to preform.

If u wanna does a song but need some idears, we has those also. Just rite and axe.

“Can I request a favorite song from teh past?” u axe, which is a kwestion. Yes, yes u can. Rite to teh number above and we’ll do whut we can. We might even be able to does dedications.

So get ur grooviest clothes ready and be there or be square. STN

*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)

O, and can I just add that when u rites to me, plz to include ur screen name. kthxnospamplz

Deesizzion Time fur Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama says:

****NOUNCE MINTS****

Git ur beeg Nouce Mints heer!!!

Iz maeded a deesizzion — I gonna goez frum a 2 goggie haus to a 2 goggie AND 2 Kitteh haus…. YEA!

I foundeded owt da I nawt allergiac ta da kitteh no morez… I wuznt whened I gotted Mii Elsa (I wuz elebenty minus wun) butt den I wuz inna da college :( I wood bisit mii Elsa an my ayes wood swell upz…

Butt now I nawt agin (Mii brudder haz da kittehs an NO sneezies oar swelled upz ayes …

Ifinkso I git blackie and whitey kittehs ta matchify mii blackie and whitie goggies….