ohai evreewun, heer is teh burfday fairy wif a VERY SPESHUL ANNOWNSINGMINT:
many ob yoo haz had a wundering, Wen iz teh burfday fairy’s burfday? well, i will telling yoo, it iz dis very munf, in Nomember! (i will not sez teh eggsack date, becawz taht mite gibbing away my Sekrit Idenity, an tehn it wuld not being a sekirt any more, an wut iz teh poynt ob habbing a Sekrit Idenity if it iz not being a sekrit?)
sinse it iz being my burfday dis munf, i wuld aksing for a very speshul prezzie. i not needs toyz an goodies; i haz a hole facktree ob my very own to making thoze fings!! but if yoo haz enjoyed a taysty burfday caek, or a goodie bag full ob toyz, or a eggsiting game ob trol-hed crokay, yoo kan doing dis for me: yoo kan making a donayshun to a aminlol shelter or reskyoo ob yor choyse during Nomember! if yoo not haz a munnie, yoo kan gibbing old towls, fuds, eben yor time!! (or aksing prysma-kitteh or romeow, hoo haz eggsperience in shelter, wut wuld be gud to gib) it will make teh burfday fairy’s hart happy to kno taht sum more innosint homeless aminlols are being helpinged!