Last nite while I wuz happily playing on deh last lol uv deh day, I saw Admiral Apparent had maded a comment on wun uv deh older lolz. I went ober tu see wut hii wuz saying, and I fownded dis:
November 19, 2009 at 9:38 am
Yoo kan nawt get a halp fur mii, kitteh.
I hab fawlen tu teh floor in aaaawwww! of ur byootiful bloo fur, adn wif awl admirayshun uv ur lubblee, lawng, aristocatic fays.
Bloos r byootiful!
November 19, 2009 at 9:48 am
5 eagles says:
November 19, 2009 at 9:50 am
I am not himy, in fact I am very generous.
Admiral Apparent says:
November 19, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I don’t know where to begin. Aahz wrote “Ohai MEL”, not “Ohai ME”. I bother to make this point because it is clearly the trigger for your derogatory, stereotype perpetuating, hateful comment. The word you tried to spell is “hymie”.
The name Hymie denotes no particular ill meaning, but it is used exclusively as a derogatory name and thus connotes ill intent. You didn’t stop there, however, you made it very clear you intended to hurt and perpetuate a hateful stereotype that Jews are miserly or uncharitable.
The people that make this place their home are too kind to make a fuss at your offensive remark, but I have no doubt many people raised an eyebrow when they read your offensive words. You have posted crap like this several times on Failblog and you have been called on it. Now you are bringing your racial intolerance to Lolcats. If you keep this up you won’t be welcome here, either.
In your mind it is always the fault of someone else. It’s not. It’s you.
My apologies, cheezfriends…I simple cannot let crap like this slide.
November 19, 2009 at 3:26 pm
We’ve had Emily ban people at Failblog for less.
Just say the word and I’ll make it happen.
Well, I must say, I wuz berry sad tu see dis. Adn I lefting a response fur 5 eaglez remindering him dat ower only rule heer iz tu playing nice. He rote a reply which I wish now dat I had copyed, because I awlso roted tu deh Cheeziz tu telling dem uv himz racist comment. And dey haz removified hiz reply along wif deh original offensive comment.
But, his reply basically sed “i’m sorry if i offended you but i awlwayz tawk dis way adn it shudn’t offend u if u iz not a jew.” In mai book, dat iz not an apology. While I b willing tu gib peepz a sekkund chantz, I expecting a reel apology b4 I b willing tu accept 5 eagles bak in Cheezland.
U kin seeing moar follow upz tu dis conversation at http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/11/19/funny-pictures-look-like-lassie-to-you/#comment-810475.
Peepz, wut makez Cheezland such a wundermus plais tu play iz dat wen wii kumz heer, we park ower prejudices at deh door. Wii welkumz awl peepz, adn dat meenz wii kannot b casting aspershunz on anywun oar any group bkuz uf race, religion, gender, ethinicity, political views or sexual orientation. Wii dun’t uze offensive turmz.
Ower onlyest rule iz tu play nice. Wen u only haz wun rule, u must enforceing it wif a feersness, adn wii due. Ower frenz frum Fail Blog b telling us dis iz not 5 eaglez furst incident uv online racism adn/or sexism. Dere b sitez online fur dat kind uv hatered, but Cheezland iz not wun uv dem. Cheezland iz ower own liddlol Utopia, whare peepz frum awl ober deh whirrld kan kum and play adn b safe.