oh deer, luk wut I b seeing in mai emayoz! I sending gud thotz adn beem to Mamacat to be feeling bedder soon.
O hai cween, i haz a flu bug, nawt piggy flu, just pleh flu, butt(!) ams tryeen tu stay out ob hospitails, so cud use gud thoughts and thingz please! And has cheezepeeps has gud thoughts fur me to?