I cud haz ur attenshun for a momint pleez for a berry impawtint messige??
I haz come heer to ask for Cheezfrends speshul heeling beems for owr own sweet donkey, kafleen, teh bestist frend in teh whirrled. Our dear frend is going threw a bery, bery tuff time in herz life, bofe fisakly adn emoshunally adn cud uze owr help. She haz alwaze bin tehre for us Cheezpeeps wen wii wuz down adn owt or bewitched, botherd adn bewilderd adn needed a helping hoof or a kind word ~ or eben had a troll bothering us who needed a reely good “hoofing.”
Kafleen wants u to nowe how mush she luvs u guize. She will prolly nawt haz access to teh intertubes for a wile, so I will forward any messiges to her family for her to read. I nowe it will help to cheer her adn also help reliise her from the grip of “Teh Giant Sad” witch haz kidnapped her… I will also ask owr cween to post any updates on Teh Cheeztown Cryer…
Thank You…. *cheezluv to all*