Safety Warning

newz frum Mumrik.  hoo noo feeding deh burds kud b hazardus tu ur helth?
ohai, mai kween,

*bows*

ai kan has sayftee adbise fur mai fellow cheez peepz?
as som ob yoo b knowing, mai mom’s in de horsespital wiff de pleh newmoania (hookd up tew de oksigen n seberal ai-vees)

tewdey she MAYHAPS can has anser tew y d meds no b wurking.
she probablee can has (butt DEW. NUT.WANT!!!)
ORNITHOSIS aka parrot fever, n will b in horsespital fur seberal weeks.
so, mai sayftee adbise iz: keep helping de liddul burdies, butt (!!!) PLZ tew b rememering tew stey SAYF: mayk SHORE u kleen de burd feeders THOROWLEE!!!

/ mumrik, who iz feeling SOW much betterer nao dat she can (MAYHAPS!) has solushun tew mom’s sickniss misteree

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4 thoughts on “Safety Warning

  1. mai mom’s feeber haz gone daon nao – FYNEALEE (she kood haz ober 104 fahrenheit fur awlmows too weeks!), so YAY!!!

    butt (teehee) hur’z still on de oksigen (NUT sow “teehee”), n iz berry, berry weak.

    ai’z towld hur baot hao awl my rl n saiber frenz b sending beemz, prayuhrs, good thoughts n “get well soon!” bishes hurz wey, n she b BERRY tutcht wen hur heared dat, n seyz tew fank u AWL frum hur.
    🙂

    we will hoapfullee heer baot de results ob de bloodwerk naleeses next week, n den de dokturs whut b treeting hur kan gib hur SPESIFIK auntee bai oh tiks tew halp hur fait dis fing whut she b habbin in hurz sistem.

    FANK U *AWL* fur yor good thoughtz, prayuhrs n “get well soon!” wishes!

    / mumrik

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