Diz b in mai emayoz, frum 3kom, hoo b habbing ruff tyme.
My deer Cheezfrens,
If yu has any *beems* left, may ai has some, pleese?
I walkeded out my frunt door tu go tu church, and for sum reeson, my legs buckled an down ai went! Ai messed up my left knee (owieowieowie!) and my right knee was saved by a pile of stray dog poo. My knee is swollen and bruised, hafta go to Doc, in da AM, and find out if my M.S. is not in remission ani more. So. pleese, ai has a big scaired, and ai need you.