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I gotted dis in mai emayoz!

Gud morningz mai kween!

Ai r not ded. Ai ar not eben wet! CC muss lub me. Nash Vegas iz slo lee recubbering but (!) mor fluding iz eggspected an mor rayne dis week week week end. CC halp uz!

Lubs an snorgles,

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