Dis came tu us frum 3Cattails:
*Snail comes racing in and screeches to a halt*
*Cattails reaches down for teh teeny tiny postcard teh snail is waving about.*
*Cattails pats teh snail on teh head and thanks him fer his swift ‘n speedy delivery*
Ahem…Cattails reads note frum Bluesfan473. “Blargity blasrazafratzen Comcast!”
Translashun: Bluesfan wants me to let ebryone know she be wifout intertoobs until 1/31 or *shudders* mebbe longer. They told her she needed a gnu modem and the one they sed wud werk, dinnit! Sew nao she has to wait fer teh cable guy to come make matters moar worser…err… fix things up. She was finkin maybe nobody wud notice she was gone, but I know her witty posts will shirley be missed. ai hope it gets fixified on Moanday!
She says “whimper…withdrawal…eep it’s snowing again…whimper” and hopes to be back on line someday…