Butt Ai is inneruptin behbeh kitteh nomtime to bring yu tihs Nouns Mint:
Ai has synd up to Teh Rayse fur Lyfe agin – The Race for Life (ritten in playn, so yu can goggle it) is a nan yule fun drayser, fur grrls onlee, fur Cancer Research UK.
Larst yeer, bai teh power ob Cheezland an teh jenny ross city ob teh Cheezpeeps Ai raysed Wun Fowsand Inglish Pownds!!! Pritty mayzin, Ai fink yule agree! Ai is hoepin to rayse teh saym amownt agin, bai doin teh saym fing agin – wolkin 10 km. Sum peeps do 5km and mennee peeps run; Ai is nawt lowd to run, or mai legs fawl off! Butt, Ai can, mostly, wolk 10km so taht is wot Ai is duin.
If yu has bin tuched bai canser, or kno sumwun hoo has – an tehre muss be preshus fyu peeps wot hasnt! – plees fink abowt sponsring me. Ai can has a fun drayse web payj:
Fankyu to awl hoo sponsord me larst yeer, an fankyu to awl hoo will sponsor me tihs yeer.
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou ad lib to fayd