Ohai cheezpeeps. Ai iz doin a beeg nawt narcistick kitteh fing tomorree. Ai iz go tu get a #4 buzzz kut az part ob ‘The World’s Greatest Shave’ wich iz tu raze monees fur teh lukemia foundashun. Ai not haz hare dat shawt sinz ai waz a babbeh. Iffn yu wood lyke tu lern moar yu kan see moar heer – http://my.leukaemiafoundation.org.au/kaiwolfkit?langPref=en-CA
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I’m taking part in Worlds Greatest Shave 2011. The money I raise is used by the Leukaemia Foundation to fund services to support patients and families living with leukaemias, lymphomas, myeloma and related blood disorders. All the services are free. My fundraising also funds blood cancer research to find better treatments and cures.