Dis annownceingment am frum JD:
We aer habsing a final call for Cheez Stork 2011: The Nom of the Lol.
Teh event iz starting on the 7th with the main concert at teh Ohi Noon Lol. Smaller stages habs been set up for addishunall events awl dai.
Eberyone who turns up will be gibbon a free cheezburger adn a free Zippo lighter. Doze wu goez to teh eggtra shows can habs a book stamped. Ebery three stamps gets yu a chonklit martoonie.
A commando squad of splort recobbery speshulists is on hand in case ob dangerously cute pictures on the lols.
Bideo hilights will be shown at a speshul invite-only concert (planes dropping invites hab now cobbered mowst ob cheezland – though it may tayk sum peeps a little time to dig out of their houses).
The bideo concert will be ats teh Cheez Town Cryer. A speshul aww-distorium haz been built foar such things. It ownly haz seating for elebenty hundred and elebenty eleben peeps, sew nawt sekkond come, nawt sekkond serbed.