Stork Fest 2011 – The Roast Prize

Fur dose uv us hoo missinged deh StorkFest (stoopy RLS 🙄 )  or doze uv u wanting tu relive deh grateness…..   Dis awesumness am brotted tu us bai jd:

Heer iz a compleet moobie mayd ob teh ebent.   It iz sorted by purrformer, nawt by when the song was sung. Duets and trios between cheezpeeps aer noted. Awl songs aer sep rated by a —-, as aer purrformers.

(By rae, Mantari, nativeca66)

Awn top uv cow MOWNtin
Awl cubbered wiv goetz. . .

We awl wished dat rae-cat
Cud sing teh rite noetz…

Spaghetti’s gawt nuffin
At which tew sneez
But, frum Cow Mowtin
Iz ware yew git cheez

——

(AngelPlume’s Complete Set)

*Angelina kitteh wawks into teh CheezStork grownds*
*Sheez followd bai hur skruffy-aminlol band*
*Dey sets up der instermints awn a syde stayj*
*Angie steps up tu teh mikkyfoan*

Ohai der, cheezfrenz, wun adn awl.
Me adn mai band ar gonna be rokkin u awl day heer.
Lets see iffn we can rownd up sum supports, otay?
*she luuks bakk at hur band memberz* Reddy, gyez?
Anna wun-tuu-free-foar…

Got a hurtin insyde (feel mai payn)
Its a cheezy kynd (feel mai payn)
Ai feel hawt-n-koald (feel mai payn)
Cuz, owr funz bin stoald, yeh (feel mai payn)

Ai sed… (feel mai payn)
Its hurtin bad nao, yeh, so (feel mai payn)

Dizzy in teh hedd adn ai’m feelin bloo
Deez fingz dey post, well, whut duz dey du?
Dey innerupts owr lolz agen adn agen
Ai kno whut it meenz but…

Feel mai payn
Foar hao it wuz
Wen we try tu stay troo
We awl feel bloo

Duz u feel mai payn? (feel mai payn)
Yeh, heer whut ai sayin, Ben (feel mai payn)

Dizzy in teh hedd frum alla deez fingz
Awl dis obber junks ar pullin owr stringz
Duz we hastu sez it agen adn agen
Ai know whut it meenz but…

Feel mai payn
Foar hao it wuz
Wen we try tu stay troo
We awl feel bloo

Ai try tu esplayn (feel mai payn)
Ai’ll sez it wun moar tyme nao (feel mai payn)

[myooziklol innerlood]

We kno hooz tu blaym, yeh
Ur messin wiff owr braynz
Yeh, we awl feel teh paynz, nao
Adn we kno hooz tu blaym!

——

Finish wiff deez GIFs adn fingz
Dey ar nawt wurf a singlol dyme
Peeplz fink ai’m insayn becawz
Ai is lolling awl teh tyme

Awl day lawng ai luuk foar lolz
Cuz nuffing elss will satisfy
Aifink ai’ll looz mai mynd if ai doan
Fynd teh lolz dat satisfy

Can you help me… rektify dis syte? Oh yeh…

Ai need sumwun to show me
Teh lolz on heer dat ai cant fynd
Ai cant see teh fingz dat mayk troo funniness
Ai must be blynd

Mayk a meme adn ai will sigh
Adn trollz will laff adn ai will cry
Happiness dey cannot feel
Adn lubs tu dem is so unreel

Adn so as u heer deez wurds
Telling you nao ob mai stayt
Ai tell u to enjoy lolz

——

Its foar oklokk heer in cheezland
Adn a video cums shufflin in
Der ar reel lolz sittin negst tu it
Gettin lost in awl ob teh din

We sez wut is dis do-in heer ennyway
Dis izznt kwyte wayr it shud goez
Yeff we wants tu has nuffin but capshuning
Cuz awl ob dis obber stuff blowz

La-la-diddy-da….la-la-diddy-

dada-dum

Mayk us a lol, ur teh capshuner
Mayk us a lol tunyte
Cuz weer awl in teh mood foar hilarity
Adn u got us feelin alryte

Nao Winny ob Wonkaz a frend ob myne
She mayks lotsa lolz fulla glee
Shez kwik wiffa joak thattul mayk u kwyte choak
Lyke whut cheezland yoozd tu be

Ai sez “Ben ai beleeb dis is killin us
Teh way awl teh lolz seem tu sukk
Weed lyke tu has nuffin but capshuning
Wiff kittehz adn mebbe a dukk”

La-la-diddy-da….la-la-diddy-dada-dum

Nao GIFs ar reely bad itemz heer
Adn doan ebber add tu my lyfe
Adn komiks are hazy, adn sumtymz reel crazy
Adn offin rezult in sum stryfe

Teh commenterz hastu be dillijent
As teh content is hastily thrown
Cuz weer shayring dis syte wif teh obber stuffs
Dat simply cant mayk it aloan

Mayk us a lol, ur teh capshuner
Mayk us a lol tunyte
Cuz weer awl in teh mood foar hilarity
Adn u got us feelin alryte

Its a pritty gud crowd for dis consert-day
Adn teh cheezpeeps awl has a smyol
Cuz dey kno derz sum peeps dat deyz wantin tu see
Tu forget abowt trollz for a whyol

Teh lolz ar awl jumpin lyke carniblolz
Adn ebrywunz drinkin a beer
Adn dey singz awl teh songz adn dey kno dey belong
Adn sez “whuts awl dis krap duin heer?”

La-la-diddy-da….la-la-diddy-dada-dum

Mayk us a lol, ur teh capshuner
Mayk us a lol tunyte
Cuz weer awl in teh mood foar hilarity
Adn u got us feelin alryte

——

Spent mai dayz on teh cheezland lolz
Laffd sum laffs adn bayrd owr soalz
Mayd up mai mynd tu du mai full part
Goin bakk tu cheezland wiff a lyteness in mai hart
Sumwun toal meh derz sum peeps owt der
Wiff lubs in der iyez adn kittehz in der hayrz
Took mai chansez awn teh innertoobz
Nebber let dem tellz u dat der awl teh saym
Teh noms wuz gud adn teh drinks wuz free
Wunderd hao dis lubliness cud eber eber be
Teh vidyoz adn teh GIFs startid tu tremblol adn shayk
Wiff teh capshunaytid lolz in der wayk

Den awl teh raff ob teh trollz
Lyke a punch in teh noaz
Adn mai confidenss froaz
Aifinks ai myte be sinking
Frow me a lyne if ai reech it in tyme
Ai’ll meet u up der wher teh lolz
Run strayt adn troo

Tu fynd a lol among awl teh krap
Dey sez it hazza capshun ryte awn tap
Wayd fru the myre wiff mai steeltoe hipboots
Tryin tu fynd teh funnyz dats nebber, nebber, nebber unkoof
Cant dey mayk sum lolz lyke ai see in mai dreemz
Tellin maiself its nawt as hard, hard, hard as it seemz…

——

Menny tymez we tryd tu tell dem
Menny tymez we spoak owr mynd
If dey tryz tu hard tu sell dem
We will awl get left behynd

Doan wanna leev heer, reely
Eben tho its nawt so bryte
Tu leev heer myte be eezy
Wiff teh stuffs dat complikayts dis syte

[korus]:
We can lol fru teh day
We can lol juss wiff capshunz
We can lol tu teh sownd ob teh wurds
Wiffowt moovin akshunz
Whutebber we deny or embrayse
For wurss or for better
Weeee can lol, we can lol
We can lol furebber

Mebbe so teh tymez ar chaynjin
Mebbe trollz must mayk a mess
Mebbe peeplz juss doan kno
Whut tu du wiff lubs adn caringness
Has we bekum owtdaytid
Duz we distort teh fakts
Derz nawt much luukin forwurd
Adn derz no turnin bakk
So we sez…

[repeet korus]

Kloaz ur iyez adn juss invizhun
Kloaz ur iyez adn see owr dreem
Kleer teh trollz owt ob ur mynd
Adn try tu see whut cud has been
Awl ob deez lubbing cheezpeeps
Has joy adn reely cayrz
U heer der voyse insyde u
U see der commints ebrywayr
So we sez…

[repeet korus tu fayd]

——

Owt heer awn teh lolz
Weez klymin teh wawlz
Tu get a deesint pun-run goein

We doan wanna fyte
To proov whuts ryte
We doan need deez vids ur showin
No-no-no-ooo-ooo-ooo

We sigh
Den roal owr iyez
Its nao a teenayj waystland

Memecats crowd teh spayse
Wayr we wunss interfaysed
Frow owt teh trash
Adn get us bakk tu capshunz

Teh exodus is on
So menny frenz ar gon
Lets get togebber
Adn fokus owr objekshunz

Cheezlandz waysted, oh yeh!
Its nao a teenayj waystland
Cheezlandz waysted, oh yeh!
Its nao a teenayj waystland
Der awl trollin!

——

Ai saw him wurkin der awn anubber cat-meme
Ai knoo hims musta bin abowt sebenteen
Teh pikshorz awl teh saym
Teh capshunz reely laym
Adn ai cud tell it wudnt bring faym
Cuz it wuz fayl, yeh fayl
Adn ai cud tell it wudnt bring faym
Cuz it wuz fayl, yeh fayl

Ai sed…
Ai want capshund lolz!
So put away ur GIFs adn ur vidyoz, bebbeh
Ai want capshund lolz!
So put away ur memez adn lol wiff meh!

Mrrrowwww!!!

He smyold, sed hao… hao bowt a cartoon?
Dats nawt funneh, ai sed, cuz it endz wiff doom!

Dat juss bringz teh trollz, teh bottum ob teh pollz

So lets be moobin awn
Ar ya wiff me, yeh me
Lets be moobin awn
Ar ya wiff me, yeh me, singin…

[repeet]
Ai want capshund lolz!
So put away ur GIFs adn ur vidyoz, bebbeh
Ai want capshund lolz!
So put away ur memez adn lol wiff meh!

Mrrrowwww!!!

——

(MuchCat’s complete set)

Amagine dere’s no Cheezland,
Don’t wanna eben try,
Iz only gifs adn memes,
Enuf tu maek u crie.
Amagine awl de Cheezpeeps, gowing awl awae…

Amagine there’s no kyootness,
And nuffing funneh, too,
Nuffing tu splort oar laff at,
Awl de joeks is bloo,
Amagine all the Cheezpeeps, lukking foar a hoem…

Yew mae say dat’s a nitemayer,
butt ai seize it happining,
Ai hoap de Cheezis wl heer us,
And the lols will lib agin.

——

Amagine dere’s no Cheezland,
Don’t wanna eben try,
Iz only gifs adn memes,
Enuf tu maek u crie.
Amagine awl de Cheezpeeps, gowing awl awae…

Amagine there’s no kyootness,
And nuffing funneh, too,
Nuffing tu splort oar laff at,
Awl de joeks is bloo,
Amagine all the Cheezpeeps, lukking foar a hoem…

Yew mae say dat’s a nitemayer,
butt ai seize it happining,
Ai hoap de Cheezis wl heer us,
And the lols will lib agin.

——

Wii doan niids noe moder ayshun
Wii doan niids yer komment kawntrol
It inner ups owr fun adn playin
Adn it nebber stawps de trollz
O Hey! WP! Leab owr freds alown!

——

(LungDoc’s complete set)

In mai hip-boots, wadin thru teh mukk
All mai hunting, seemed it had no luck
But tehn we fownd it,
Wehn teh dross had neerly drownd it…
We found a funny capshuned LOL this time!

Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Fownd a LOL this time…
Oh, oh, oh,
Fownd a LoL this time…

Videos had gone out of control;
Some feared GIFs had sapped teh Lolcatz’ soul;
So much to choke on…
But then Tipsy got her joke on,
Adn made a funny capshuned LOL, in time!

Crummy trends had lasted so long
It seemed Lolcat-home
was Doing It Wrong;
but with boots to stomp thru the trash
at least we’ll rehash
Classics With Fav’rit Buttonz…

Who knows how much longer we can cling
To teh mem’ry of this good old thing;
Maybe our luck’ll
Stay alive for one more chuckle
Until we make a front-page LOL–in rhyme?

Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Write a LOL sublime!
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Make a pun taht’s prime!
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
In teh nick ov time!
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Orange duzn’t rhyme…

——

Who nose hao long we’ve loved LOLs?
Yu nose we love tehm still;
Will we read between teh adverts?
If tehy want us to, we will.

‘Cause if teh billz is nawt paid
Teh bandwidth goez awai;
Tehn we could nawt make teh funnehs
And would has no place to plai.

So we put up wif silleh bannerz
Adn wif some stuff taht bores;
Maybe we even klikk teh ads for
Stuff we’d nawt buy in stores…

Adn when at last a real LOL
Can make it thru teh net,
We admire adn comment on it,
Maybe even write a sonnet,
‘Cause if all teh LOLs were gone it
Would foul up owr day, yu bet!

——

(The Stork’s complete set)

In teh desserts of Sudan
Adn the sushi of Japan
From Milan
To Yucatan,
Ev’ry kitteh’s favrit flan

Get me tuna nomming, quick! Get me, get me
Je t’adore, ich liebe dich, get me, get me, get me
Get me tuna nomming, quick
Get me salmon oil to lick
Get me, get me, get me

In teh noms of Borneo
Adn teh fishfarms of Bordeux
Sammon roe,
Chikkin toe,
Plate of nomstuff
For me to go

Get me tuna nomming, quick! Get me, get me
Das ist gut, c’est fantastique, get me, get me, get me
Get me tuna nomming, quick
Who says cats are lunatic?
Get me, get me, get me

——

We can lol if we want to
We can leave the GIFs behind
For the GIFs don’t splort
And if they don’t splort
Then they’re not lol-refined

I say, we can nom all the sushi
From the bar just down the road
And we can caption
Kittens from out of this world
Leave the memes and dupes behind
And we can lol

We can lol if we want to
We can leave the GIFs behind
For the GIFs don’t splort
And if they don’t splort
Then they’re not lol-refined

I say, we can nom all the sushi
From the bar just down the road
And we can caption
Kittens from out of this world
Leave the memes and dupes behind
And we can lol

We can grow daft, real silly
Our brains on chonklit and catnip
And we can fly bunway to the beach by the bay
Until the head cheezes get a grip
Say, parody if you want to
If we don’t, nobody will
And you can write lol filk and tie it up in silk
And cheezpeeps can get a total thrill

I say, we can lol, we can lol
Dress a cat up like a doll
We can lol, we can lol
We’re bouncing from wall to wall
We can lol, we can lol
The lolrus’s name’s Johannes
We can lol, we can lol
The party continues over in France

——

LOL well with a view to you, cheezpeep readers,
LOL well with a view to you, readers of cheez;
For there’s too many pictures for us to enjoy now
But we hope the Head Cheezes with see sense again.

We will laugh and we’ll party like true kitteh lubbers,
We’ll laugh and we’ll party all on the bookshelf.
Until the next update in the channel of cheezburgers;
From one post to next is hours but three.

——

I rote a letter
To teh hed cheez peep
What’s going on?
This lol was due about 3!
Sent teh saym letter
To teh goggie show
But teh poodle chood it
Adn an ankle to bits!

We awl want it!
LOLs well spaced!
We awl needs it!
Just right paced!

LOLs aer sage
Don’t cram teh page!
Nom your speakers!
The Cheez Stork roll!
Nom your speakers!
The Cheez Stork roll!

——

(bluesfan473’s complete set)

Where have all the good Lols gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the good Lols gone?
They’re crowded out now.
Where have all the good Lols gone?
Replaced by Vids and memes one by one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have many cheezfriends gone?
Long time passing
Where have so many cheezfriends gone?
That posted not long ago.
Where have many cheezfriends gone?
They got discouraged one by one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

——

Everybody’s talking ‘bout
Memes, videos, uncaptioned pictures
This-isn’t, that-isn’t
Isn’t, isn’t, isn’t (a Lol)

All we are saying: please give us real Lols
All we are saying: please give us real Lols

Let me tell you now:
Everybody’s talking ‘bout
Overload, home page clutter
Willy-nilly postings *shudder*
Don’t memes have their own page?
Can’t get a thread going.

All we are saying: please give us real Lols
All we are saying: please give us real Lols

Everybody’s talkin’ bout
Cheezfriends discouraged
Lost feeling of community
Giving up on posting
And byebye, byebyes

All we are saying is GIFs are not Lols
All we are saying is Memes are not Lols
All we are saying is please give us real Lols

——

(‘Niser)

Der’s sumfing happenin heer
Wut it iz, wel it’s krystal kleer
Der’s a man wiffa mic ober der
A guitarr an dat sebenteez hare
Aifink iz thyme wee stop, hay, wut’s dat sownd?
CheezStork Elebentee’s goin daon!

Der’s battlol lynez bein drawn
R cheezpeeps rite? R stoopy cheez gawdz rong?
Old cheezers speekin der mynds
Gettin soe mush reezistance frum beehynd
Iz thyme wee stop, hay, wut’s dat sownd?
CheezStork Elebentee’s goin daon!

*’Niser roks owt wiffa short butt (!) soleful guitarr innerlood*

Wutta feeld-day foar teh trolls
A thowsand daylee l-o-l’s
Poastin fings noe bunny wantz tu see
Moastlee say, “Boo cheezland, yay foar mee!”
Aifink iz thyme wee stop, hay, wut’s dat sownd?
CheezStork Elebentee’s goin daon!

*Anuzzer soleful guitarr innerlood*

Nyan kitteh strykes deep
Intu yoar lyfe him will kreep
Silleh gifs, an stoopee meme cats tu
Peeps bee sayin “Dis carp’s a bunsh ob poo!”
An wee bedder stop, hay, wut’s dat sownd?
CheezStork Elebentee’s goin
Wee bedder stop! Hay, wuts dat sownd?
CheezStork Elebentee’s goin
Wee bedder stop! Cheezpeeps, wuts dat sownd?
CheezStork Elebentee’s goin
Wee bedder stop! Cheezpeeps, wuts dat sownd?
CheezStork Elebentee’s goin daon!

*’Niser playz teh guitarr riff az teh myoozik faydez tu nuffingness*

——

(Catladeeee)

O when da kittehs!
Com dans dans in!
O when da kittehs
com dans dans in!

Hoe ai wun to see jus real LOLs!
When da kittehs com dans dans in!!!

——

[sunovawot and damommza team up and perform a mix of solos and duets]

(sunovawot)

chorus:-
if we aynt heer 4 lolz
wot we doin heer
if we carnt L.O.L.
ai’m goin 4 a beer

we aynt heer 4 vidyoes
GIFz doent meen a fing
giv uz owr old siet bak
or lissen tu uz sing

chorus

wer wood we see anni
teh fastest of uz awl
if nott 4 owr lolcats
wood shee be heer at awl

chorus

PB, AP adn MC
adn mennymenny uvverz
ar ownlee heer becaws
weer awl lolcat luvverz

chorus

ICHC lissen
weer tri-in tu be playn
keep tu teh capshunz
or yoo wont see uz agayn

chorus

cum on awl yoo peeplz
mayk teh welkin ring
tiem tu spred owr messij
so let me heer yoo sing

chorus tu fayd

(sunovawot and damommza)

i wanderd 4 a lieftiem
til ai fownd tihs playse
doent noe hao ai’d mannij
if we didnt haz tihs spayse

itz givven me a lieflien
4 wen ai’m feelin bloo
ai’l wayst a happee howr
playin along wif yoo

tihs plase iz warm adn kmofy
ai’m alwayz welcum heer
lyke kummin hoem fur fwendship
it bryngs me sush gud cheer!

adn wehn ai haz a saded
or may bee feelin bloo
jus luk frew tis heer ‘puter
ai’ll b wavin strate at yoo!

(damommza)

“Less LOL’s kummin akroz teh oshun…
leevin jus a meh more eeeee
kolleckshuns dwindlin in teh album
troll whut’d yoo leeve behynd 4 me?
HEY, TROLL, whut’d yoo leeve behynd 4 me??
Awl it wuz iz juz annuver SPLORT on teh LOL
Awl ai wantz iz juz moer SPLORT on teh LOL!
We downt want no pink chew laces
We downt need no LOL kontrol
No dark sad hue mer in teh cheezland
Trolls, leeve tehm LOLs alone
HEY, TROLLS, leeve tehm LOLs alone
Awl in awl iz jus anuvver SPLORT on teh LOL
Awl yoo iz, iz just anuvver SPLORT on teh LOL

Ai downt needz no trolls arownd me
N ai downt needz no memes to hownd me.
Ai haz seen teh SPLORTING on teh LOL.
Dunt tihnk ai needz anyfhin @ awl.
No! Dunt tihnk ai needz anyfin @ awl.
Awl n awl iz just SPLORTS on teh LOL.
Awl n awl yoo we’er awl jus SPLORTS on teh LOL!”

damommza frows baloonies tu teh krowd, waves teh floofy paws adn de parts teh stayj.

——

(blizzyyyy’s complete set)

we wantz teh lol’s nawt teh otter stuff!!
we wantz teh lol’s nawt teh vidy ohs!!
we wantz teh lol’s nawt teh memes an gifs!!
we wantz teh lol’s nawt teh otter stuff!!

——

Oh We iz nawt Gunna Take It
no, We nawt Gunna Take It
oh We iz nawt Gunna Take iffn iz nawt a lol

we haz teh Right Tew Choose adn
dere Ain’t Nawt Way We lose It
dis Is Our cheezland, dis Is Our lol’s
we’ll Fight against teh vidy ohs memes adn gifs
donut Pick Owr Destiny ’cause
you Donut Know Us, we nawt want dose

Oh We iz nawt Gunna Take It
no, We nawt Gunna Take It
oh We iz nawt Gunna Take iffn iz nawt a lol

oh Yer So nawt undersandin
your post aer nawt amuzing
we Donut Want butt lols, Nawt A vidy oh From Yoo
your paeg iz full ov trolls
meen an suffocatin
iffn datz Yer Best, Yer Best Won’t Do

*runzawaywiffanembarazzed*

——

(Shepmom)

There’s a gif starting to upload
Stressing out my vision, and it’s slowing down my scroll
Finally I can see the whole darn list
Way too many videos and things I’d like to miss
See how I’ll leave ‘cuz I just don’t have the time
For all these silly things that have no reason and no rhyme

The memories of the captions remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had a LOL
The captions that we loved, they left me laughing
I can’t help feeling
We could have had a LOL
Rolling in the nip
(We’re moving to the Cryer, rolling in the nip)
You had our hearts for all the kittehs
(and the itty bitty committees)
But you put up too much junk
(We’re moving to the Cryer, rolling in the nip)

There’s no story to be told
Just some moments caught in time
And some fun and clever captions
of the simple written kind
Make our home on ICHC
Video and gif free!

The memories of the captions remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had a LOL
The captions that we loved, they left me laughing
I can’t help feeling
We could have had a LOL
Rolling in the nip
(We’re moving to the Cryer, rolling in the nip)
You had our hearts for all the kittehs
(and the itty bitty committees)
But you put up too much junk
(We’re moving to the Cryer, rolling in the nip)

We could have had a LOL
Rolling in the nip
You had our hearts for all the kittehs
But you took away our fun

(Wishing for no videos)
We could have had a LOL
(Kittehs never fall, rolling in the nip)
We could have had a LOL
(Wishing for no videos)
A LOL, a LOL, a LOL
(Kittehs never fall, rolling in the nip)

We could have had a LOL
(We’re wishing for no videos)
Rolling in the nip
(Kittehs never fall, rolling in the nip)
You had our hearts for all the kittehs
(Wishing for no videos)

But you put up
You put up
You put up
You put up too much junk.

——

(sneezeecat)

One lol an hour
is too much
One lol an hour
One lol an ow-er
Too much for our quipping power

We love our dear Cheezburger site
Sometimes we stay up and chatter all night
In the past we had parties and bacchanals
Now there’s videos, gifs, and lols
There’s no time for community
We feel we’ve lost opportunity

One lol an hour
is too much
One lol an hour
One lol an ow-er
Community cannot flower

An den it goez, um, la-la-la-lissen, er, la-la-less stuffs-la-la-la-BYOOTY UV SIMPLICITEEEE, um, la . . . Dat’s awl.
*hurreez frum stayj an hidez in wingz*

*sneezee curtseez leff an rite*

——

(gunnersmama)

Wen mom an dad, dey leeb teh howse,
An Ai’m bord wiff mai toi mowse,
Intu teh den Ai’m sneekeen
Ontu teh tank Ai pownse!

Dis am teh donneen ub teh Aij ub Ackwariumz,
Aij ub Ackwariumz,
Ackwariuuuuummmmz
Ackwariumz.

A hammer bii whut Ai am kneadin’,
Mai poyntee endz won’t brake teh glass!
If Ai hab fums, dis wood bii ober,
Den Ai’d bii en kitteh clowber!
Lissen hoominz, deez am nawt petz!
I nebber seez fish at teh dam vet’z!

Ackwariumz!
Ackwariumz!
Ackwariuuuummmmz,
Ackwariumz..

Wen teh hoominz am in dreemland,
Frum mai kitteh bed Ai sneek,
An awl nite Aisle sit dere prayin,
Fur teh tank tu spring a leek!

Dis am teh Aij ub Ackwariums,
Aij ub Ackwariums.
Ackwariums,
Ackwaaaaariumz….

Let teh fish owt,
Let teh fisheez owt,
Teh fisheez owt..
Let teh fish owt,
Let teh fisheez owt…..

*dansiz awf stayj leff, frowing nip-fetteez at teh crowd an shaykin hur nawt-insubstanshul booteh*

——

(Real_Ale)

Ai’v bin a wyld LOLer fur menny a yeer
Adn Ai spintawl mai munny
Bein intarnett Beer
Adn nao Ai’z ree turned
Wif LOLs inna droor
Nebber tew seez teh viddeegiffys no moar!

Adn iz NO, NEIGH, NEBBER!
No neigh nebber no moar
Will Ai watch teh memecomix
No nebber no moar

Ai went tew teh cheezeland
Ai yoost tew free kwent
Adn Ai tolled awl deh Cheezes
Me munnys Ai’z pent
Ai arskd dem fur moar LOLs
Dey anserred me neigh
Fur a custum lyke yers
Ai cud haz ennyday

Adn iz NO, NEIGH, NEBBER!
No neigh nebber no moar
Will Ai watch teh memecomix
No nebber no moar

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21 thoughts on “Stork Fest 2011 – The Roast Prize

  1. Clappity, clappity, clappity, clappity!!! Sew menny talented adn clebber Cheezfrends! Fankees for postifying awl teh songs togebber — iz teh Great Cheezland Songbook! Nao awl wii needs to dew is hold a Cheezland Cheez Drive adn offer teh Songbook at teh 50 lol lebbel…

  2. Ai am soooo glad dat ai am nott de onlee one whoz nott likin teh neu form at. Ai sented teh pow wers dat bez an emayo an aksed wai so menny of teh lolz are rated PG17. Ai uzed tu lub comin an playin wif mai frenz butt (!) itz hard nao. Ai am afrayed tu plai at RLWurk.

    Grayt wurk cheezfrenz!!!!!!!!

  3. Enny cheezpeeps who want tu join in da fun, der iz a stayg heer adn you can sing oar dansdansdans az mush az yu lykes!

    Pleez nawt to feel lyke yu can’t add to teh event – dis iz an eggstenshun to Cheez Stork, teh sillybrayshun ob peephud continoos rite heer foar az lawng az enny habs moar to add.

  4. Mai layte blooming, let me sho you it. Dis sawng kaem onna radee yo yestidday adn ai hadda faecpalm momint. Ob coarse dis bees a perfik sawng fur dis muvement!!

    Wiffa pologize tu de grate Bob Seger anna Silver Bullet Band, ai prezzents dis alterred bersion ob de rokk adn rowl klassic “Old Time Rock & Roll”. *kleers froat*

    Juss taek dose old capshuns off the shelf
    I’ll sit and reed’em awl bai maiself
    Todae’s offrin’s ain ‘t got the saem sowl
    I lyke dose old tyme l-o-ls
    Don’t sho me memes and stoopy gif shows
    Dey nebber splort mai braynes awl obber floor
    In ten sekkunds ai’ll be laet for the door
    I lyke dose old tyme l-o-ls

    Still like dose old tyme l-o-ls
    De punz and kyootness jus sooves mai soul
    Adn dose rood capshuns hazaz gawt to go
    Jus gimme old tyme l-o-ls
    Ai dusn’t com heer foar da bid-yo
    Ai wawnts tu seeing awl mai frenz adn plae
    Dere’s onlee wun shur wae to get me to stae
    Stawrt sho-ing old tyme l-o-ls
    Cawl me a relik, cawl me what you will
    Sae ai’m old-fashund, sae ai’m ober the hill
    Ai’d radder being oald dan bee a yung troll
    I lyke dose old tyme l-o-ls

    Still lyke dose old tyme l-o-ls
    De punz and kyootness jus sooves mai soul
    Ai reminiss about the daes of owld
    Wiff dose old tyme l-o-ls

  5. Ossim, just ossim. It gibs me a big proud to be part of this commyoonity. It has changed much since ai joined in 2007, but the peeps are the bestest as awlways.

  6. Ai truly hopifies dis duz nawt offend anyone by teh choice of toon:

    Amazing LOLs
    How sweet the site
    That let us laugh and play,
    Now videos and gifs abound
    And we have gone away.

    Through many kitteh schmoos and pics
    We have already roamed,
    We’ve laughed and punned
    throughout the years
    And built ourselves a home.

    Though we’ve scrolled through
    ten thousand LOLs
    We want ten thousand more,
    Community is what it’s all about.
    Not vids and gifs that bore.

  7. ai uhgree wif ebbreewun’s cawmints! diz izza grate playc, ai wishd ai haz moar tyme tew plai wif yoo awl!
    *hazza verklemft*

  8. Ohai, gyez! Fanks foar awl teh joy adn feedbakk relaytid tu dis ebent.

    Just wanted tu let u kno dat Tofu contacted me by emayo teh afternoon ob CheezStork, saying she adn teh moderayturz notissd ai wuz complaynin bowt wantin juss capshund lols adn no gifs/videoz, adn wuz wunderin if der wuz a prollem wiff teh skedjool we had agreed upon for teh lols/non-lols last yeer wen we awl protested teh noo stuffs.

    Ai eksplaynd it wuz a planned event dat ai adn obber cheezpeeps wer partisipayting in, adn dat wyol its gud dey ar stikkin tu teh skedjool adn its gud dat we has moar capshund lols den befoar (dey added teh 10pm lol adn midnyte Cyoot Kitteh at dat tyme), we wuz still frustrayted wiff teh shorter commenting-tyme on reel lolz, wiff hao much ob teh obber content is really advertyzemints (eever foar products or obber cheez-related sytes), adn hao videos adn gifs (adn eben lotsa capshund lols lately) has aspects ob cruelty or crudeness dat attracts teh trollz adn kills teh hyoomer we come tu ICHC for in teh furst playse.

    Tuday she replyed bakk, fankin me for teh feedbakk, adn sed she wud tuch bayse wiff teh moderayturz abowt it. So teh grayted cheezes notissed, adn ar lissning. Ai hope dey tayke sum pozitib akshunz, tuu.

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