GunnersMama Askingz fur Beemz

Dis rekwest b kumming frum GunnersMama:

Ohai Mai Cween,
Wunner if yu hab thyme, cud yu pleez ax teh cheezpeez fur sum beemz? Mai belubbed Unclol Alex am in horspickle wiffa hart stoppidj. Den TU daze laydur, Ai getz a cawl dat mai frale 81 yr ode papacat (anudder Alex!) falled an smashifyed hiz hip. Sir jury wuz tudai. He habz teh badbadbad lungz du tu chayne smokin (HAO he lites dem clankee chaynz, Ai nebber cud figger owt.) He sumhao mayd it froo teh anestet..er…anthest…sleepy gas.  Ennywai, needer ub dem am yungsterz, butt ( ! ) dey am berry lubbed bai dere fambleez an wii cud uze teh streemlee powerflol cheezbeemz. Pleez tu send eny spayre beemz to Bancoober if ennywun get teh chance.
Fankeez mai leej.
Bakks owta ruum bowing an tuggeen four lock.
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36 thoughts on “GunnersMama Askingz fur Beemz

  1. *Goez tu teh beemink modjool at teh tipp tawp ob howse*
    *Loadz teh beemafyer wiffa cartrij filled wif awl guud fingz*
    *Ternz teh beemafyer tu teh west an jussa littlol tu teh norf*
    Aktivayte Bancoober coordinitz!!
    *Puts awn teh Snoopee gogglols, juss foar sho*
    Beemink in free, tu, wun!
    *Fawlz bakwerdz azza beemerayter ejektz a powerful ark ob lite, glittering akraws teh mornin skye*
    Mai thawtz R wif yu mai fren.
    {{{{Gunnersmama, Gunnerspapa & famblee}}}}}

  2. Teh Stink adn Harley Quinn adn Ai sendz lotsa beemz frum Tecksus, too — hoep bofe Alexes [Aleces?] r up adn arownd suun!
    {{{{{{{{gunnersMama adn Alex adn Alex}}}}}}}}

  3. *lodes mega-powurful cheezibeems misslol in KittyRoo’s CheeziBeem Misslol Lawnchur (patent pending)*
    *sheks googlol maps fur ware Bankoobur iz* (sawree, ai iz ignur…stoop…ai duz nawt noez Canayjun gee-og-riffy)
    *aims KR’sCBML(pp) waaaaaay west an slitely norf; sets kow-ordinitz*
    *pushis beeg red buttin*
    *skampurrs awf, hides unnur sofa*
    FFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
    oooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lookit awl teh pritty beems!
    Dere, dat shud du it! 😀

    {♥{♥{♥{♥{♥GunnersMama, GunnersMamasPapacat, GunnersMamasUnclol, awl hoo lubs dem♥}♥}♥}♥}♥}

  4. Omaigudniss! SEW menny lubbly beemz an sew kwiklee tu!! WHUT wud ai du wiffowt tihs majiklol playce? Fankeez thymez lebentee billyun mai frenz! Ai will kepe yu poasted.Unclol alex am habbing teh angie-gram as ai tipe.

    • Precious one, i’m praying for your dear papa and uncle! GOD bless you and keep giving you that peace that passes all understanding!

  5. {{{Gunnersmama}}} You can haz beems frum da other Vancouver (WA, USA) just down da road. Ai hope your papacat adn uncle gets well wiffaquikness wif no bad effekts.
    {{{gunnerpapa adn uncle}}}

  6. *flys up tu teh tippee-tawp ob Luukowt Mowntin inna diip souf ob teh YooEss ob Ay*
    *gavverz awl teh fayree beemz adn urf inner jeez adn lodes dem inna pokit rokit*
    *taeks aym direck at teh norfeest adn skwints daon teh barrolol*
    *PEWPEWPEWPEW!!!1!!*
    *pix slef up adn batz at teh starz arownd hed*
    Whew! Ai hoep dat werked!
    {{{{{{{Gunnersmama adn bofe teh (berreh) smardt Aelxiz}}}}}}

  7. Beeeeeemitybeeeeeemitybeeeeeemitybeeeeeeeeemz frum us, tew! Wii wills be prayifying for bof ob teh Alexes adn for yoo too. Many hugs adn lubs frum mii adn teh Princess.

  8. Gunnersmama, i iz sendifying beems full ob enerji tu u tu use fur bof Alexissss
    MamaCat loads her CAT a pult wif ohi enerji beems
    Ready
    Set
    Duck!
    err, i meen beemz!
    lawts ob gud thawts komin ur way fur teh Alexissss an u tu!

  9. Sendink sooper hi powurh beems norf tu Bancoober frum a binyer… veenyer… grapey growin place norf ub Sand Fransisklol. {{{gm and the Alexii}}}.

  10. *Awl de littol furbebbehs gavver round.*
    “Whut wee needz to does?”
    “Littol ijut,” sez Cap’n Jack, “Wee needz too hep MamaPenny senz beems to Bancoober.”
    “Whurz Bancoober,” axes Taz.
    “Bancoober bee too de nort and west ob heer,” sez Cap’n Jack, tournin himz gud ii twards Taz.
    “Whise MamaPenny senzin beems to Bancoober,” sez Sugar.
    “To hep GunnersmamaPapacat and GunnersmamasOnclekitteh,” sez Cap’n Jack. “Dey be sik.”
    *Furbebbehs putz der heds togevver.*
    *Larg flasch ob lite den big beem archez ober frum Birginia to Bancoober.*
    “Dat shud do da job,” sez Cap’n Jack.
    “Yay. Hurrahz. Woot.,” goez de ubber catz.
    “Gud wurk, awl,” sez MamaPenny. “Nao gibs hugz.”
    {{{{{{{{{{Gunnersmama, Gunnersmama Papacat, Gunnersmama Onclekitteh}}}}}}}}}}

  11. Sew kynd an lubbing..ebbrywun..*snorrrrf*. wypes leeky aiz wiffa VLC Shamwow..ring owt…wypez agen…*honnnnnnk*

    Uppydate!!!..Mai Unclol Alex had tu stentz put in tudai. Hymn am duin sewsew gud dat dey be sendin hymn HOAM tumorro. Ai splaned tu teh nurtz dat it wuz fanx tu teh cheezbeemz moaslee. Wen mediclol sigh untz kneadz dat esstra buut up teh yu-no-ware, trust mai cheezpeepz tu step in!!

    Mai dadcat know sew gud.

    Fankeez agen ebbrywun.

  12. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^beems^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^BEEMS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^of heeling coming ur way.
    >^;^<

  13. Lotsa Beeeeeeeeeeeems from Missouri to Vancouver for MUCH healing to those nice gentlemen, may they both come through this as easily as possible, todays medicine is much better & will have them out & about as soon as possible and while we’re at it lets put a bright white circle of light around both of them for protection, healing & comfort to enable them to rapidly overcome these setbacks, iz gud idear, aifinkso!!!!!

    • O fankees foar deez beriberi kleer immijis tu flolloeing!! Mii an mai kitteh wil duz dis tuu!!

      *NW gavvurs hur bebbehs, an splains wut wiis duing*
      *NW an hur furr-bebbehs putz der heds tugevvur, an cawnsentraets der thots an beems tu Bancoober*
      *waevz an beemz ov lubs an wormfs reech awl teh wae der*
      {{{{{{{{{{Gunnersmama, Gunnersmama Papacat, Gunnersmama Onclekitteh}}}}}}}}}}

  14. {{{{{{{{{{{{GunnersMama and da fambalee}}}}}}}}}}}}}
    Sendifying lots n lots n lots n lots ub beemz alla way acorss teh Yoo Essay den up Norht and den West a lil. (Mai geeogruffy is turra…horra…bad. Ai jus no Bancoober haz a hokee teem n dey r veree far awai.)
    Ennywai….sendifying beemz n prairs n hugs n alla kinz ub lub too bof Alexes (unkul n papacat). Pleez, pleez, pleez keep us poastud onna how dey ar!
    Suzuki iz sendifying extruh LOWD purrs yor ways also, aifinkso.

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