Teh day owr Cheezland dyed

Ohai ebrywun. Papaz gonna be gon mosta teh day at a rehursul, so aifawt ai wud dropping dis bye tu reminder u bowt wye we is boykottin tumorro. As much as WP izza payn inna butts, aifinks openin it up tu FB wud be eben wurse. Heerz a littlol sawng ai roted bowt hao ai feelz.

Remembur, no lurkin, no postin, no nuffin startin 13 howrz frum nao.

A long long tyme ago
Ai can still remember hao
Owr Cheezland yoosta mayk me smyol
Adn ai knoo dat it wuz my paff
Tu try adn mayk doze pplz laff
Adn mebbe dey’d be happeh foar a wyol

But Faysebuuk nao has mayd me shibber
Wiff ebry commint ai configger
Bad nooz frum teh Cheezez
Ai nawt kno hoo it pleezez
Ai cant meremburz if ai cryed
Wen ai redd abowt wut wuz implyde
But sumfin tutchd me deep insyde
Teh day owr Cheezland dyed
So…

Bye, bye, tu owr kayks adn owr pyez
Took a hammer tu a spammer but he yammerd moar lyez
Adn no-wun lissend tu mai furvint replyez
Singin dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez
Dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez

Did u mayk a lol tunyte
Adn do u has fayth it will delyte
If it mayks it fru teh crowd?
Nao duz u beleef u has a role?
Can humor lift ur darkind soul?
Adn can u teech us hao tu laff owt lowd?

Well ai knoz u lubs a kitteh-cat
Kuz ai saw u playin in ur flat
U bofe lykes shynee fingz
Man, ai dig doze ribbonz adn stringz
Ai wuz a loanleh woeful cheerless schmuck
Wiff a need tu laff befoar ai runz amuk
But ai knoo ai wuz owtta lukk
Teh day owr Cheezland dyed
Ai started singin…

Bye, bye, tu owr kayks adn owr pyez
Took a hammer tu a spammer but he yammerd moar lyez
Adn no-wun lissend tu mai furvint replyez
Singin dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez
Dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez

Nao fur fybe yeerz we bin hazzin funz
Wiff lists ob alfabits or silleh punz
Adn dat is juss hao it shud be
Wen teh burglur stole fingz frum teh cween
Wiff a Guinness-drinkin cash masheen
Adn a voyse dat caym frum u adn me

Oh adn wyol Ben Huh wuz luukin rown
Teh advertyzerz stoal hims krown
Adn Faysebuuk mayd der claym
We is nao ur domayn!
Adn wyol Cheezpeepz rote der commints kwikk
Teh Cheezez plottid for moar klikks
But we cud see it wuz a trikk
Teh day owr Cheezland dyed
We wer singin…

Bye, bye, tu owr kayks adn owr pyez
Took a hammer tu a spammer but he yammerd moar lyez
Adn no-wun lissend tu mai furvint replyez
Singin dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez
Dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez

Helter skelter caym a sloo ob rubbish
Teh vidz adn gifs mayd owr payjez sluggish
Trash pyold hye adn cawzin stryfes
It sent a stench fruowt teh land
Teh cheezpeeps tryed tu mayk a plan
Wiff teh wurkplayse puttin filturz awn owr lyfes

Nao at haff-tyme we got sweet releese
Frum teh garbidj dat wuz pyoor capreese
Tu Lolcats we awl pransed
Oh but we bayrleh got tu danss
Cuz teh Pretzil mayd us awl log in
Anonymous cud nebber win
Did we awl tayk it awn teh chin
Teh day owr Cheezland dyed?
We started singin…

Bye, bye, tu owr kayks adn owr pyez
Took a hammer tu a spammer but he yammerd moar lyez
Adn no-wun lissend tu mai furvint replyez
Singin dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez
Dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez

Oh adn der we wuz awl in wun playse
A generayshun lawst in spayse
Wiff no tyme leff tu start agen
But nao Ben wuz nimblol, Ben wuz kwikk
Ben Huh sat onna candlolstikk
Cuz fyre is teh debilz onleh frend

Adn as ai watchd him awn teh stayj
Mai pawz wuz klenchd in fists ob rayj
No anjel bornd in Hell
Cud brayk dat Faysebuuk spell
Adn as teh flaymz klymed hye intu teh nyte
Tu lyte teh sakrifishul ryte
Ai saw Faysebuuk laffin wiff delyte
Teh day owr Cheezland dyed
He wuz singin…

Bye, bye, tu owr kayks adn owr pyez
Took a hammer tu a spammer but he yammerd moar lyez
Adn no-wun lissend tu mai furvint replyez
Singin dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez
Dis’ll be teh day dat ai dyez

Ai met a fan hoo sang teh blooz
Adn ai askd hur for sum happeh nooz
But she juss smyold adn turnd away
Ai went daon tu teh sakrid NOM
Wayr ai’d hurd teh lafftur yeerz anon
But teh man der sed teh laffturz gon astray

Adn in teh streets teh cheezpeeps skreemd
Teh punnerz cryed adn teh poets dreemd
But nawt a wurd wuz spoakin
Teh commint bawx wuz brokin
Adn teh free dat mayd us stikk lyke gloo
Teh Burglur, Cween, adn Princess Mu
Dey didnt kwyte kno whut tu du
Teh day owr Cheezland dyed
Adn dey wuz singin…

[repeet korus twyse]

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59 thoughts on “Teh day owr Cheezland dyed

  1. Leeky, leeky aiz agin. Ai akchully cuttid an paystid dis sawg intu mai preshus treshurz fylol tu keep furebber. *sniiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
    Grate jawb AP!! Yur papa muss be berry prowd tu hab sush a talollted kitteh-gurl!

    • Fankeez, mai cween, fur postifyin dis heer.

      Adn fankeez tu awl teh peeps fur der wunnermus replyz. Ai gotted teh leeky iyez wen ai wuz rytin it, adn ebry tyme ai singz fru it agen. Ai hoaps we can fynding a way tu keeping owr wunnermus community alybe, despyte teh Cheezes.

      • If dere am enuff interest in deh postingz I duz tuday, I may haz a spize fur deh Cheezeepeepz. I donut want tu losing deh wunnerful community wii haz built. [{{AP]]]}

        • If dere am enuff interest in deh postingz I duz tuday, I may haz a spize fur deh Cheezeepeepz. I donut want tu losing deh wunnerful community wii haz built. [{{AP]]]} ~ cweenmj

          Yew can cownt meh in, mah leege. Ai am standifying wif da cheezpeeps! Sawlidaritee forebber!

      • Ai habs a egg sighted tew! Ai lubs a gudgudgud Nowns Mint, adn wii could use sum gud gnus todai. (Nawt to insultify gnus, dey iz wunnermus animlols, but yoo noes wut ai means….) *goes awf to find cawfee in hoeps ob making sense…*

  2. Abslootly brillyant AP, yoo has sed it fore awl ov uz peeps, kittehs, lolmakurs, lurkers and and – ai jus haz a hoodg sadd fore awl that’s hapnin

  3. this is so amazing I’m turning off lolspeak. Holy moly AngelPlume! This is outstanding! Spectacular! Fantastic! Awesome! Unbelievably great! This totally sums it up and makes me feel sad and happy at the same time: sad that the changes are happening and that said changes make my cheezfrenz unhappitail, and happy that I know the most amazing clever talented people in the loliverse! Thanks!!

  4. I…. have no words. This is quite possibly the most awesome song in Cheezland history. I cannot explain the feelings it stirs inside me. Thank you, AngelPlume.

  5. ah ha ai gets it noooow … start again coz teh wonderful (not stoopy) WP ate my cawmint.
    Ai hab loggeded owt of WP and ICHC from now as ai am in Oz and the tyme zones confuzzlol me and ai did not want to lurk or cawmint by mistake during teh stryke on teh 2nd (cheeztyme). Ai have unbookmarked all ICHC sytes and have teh stickers on teh puter screen saying NO LOLs and NO ICHC. Butt(!) ai will be visiting here manee tymes! {{awl teh cheezpeeps}}

    pee ett – ai ams bellaandbonnie

    • bellaandbonnie again – meant to put teh above on ‘forced facebook’ thred. Had leeky aiz ….fankees for teh bewtifull song AP

      • Fankees! If aim am loggeded in tu WP, is dat ok for teh stryke? Am ai still on stryke if logged in to WP? (bellaandbonnie)

      • Yes, u kin b logged into WP and still b off of ICHC. WordPress am a platform fur lotsa webbysites, like dis blog, nawt just deh ICHC sites. U boycott ICHC bai staying off uv their sites — lolcatz and deh Fail blog and awl deh sites listed at deh bottom uv deh ICHC pagez.

      • Fankees cweenmj – hopefully bellaandbonnie is baaaaaaack! Sorree to be a bit thick abowt awl dis, jutt want to do it ryght for awl teh cheezpeeps.

  6. Ai hoeps teh Cheezes read dis, adn if sum tinee portion of dere souls habs nawt been corrupted by teh Facebork, maybe, just maybe, dey mite feel a littlol twinge of conscience adn regret for wut dey iz destroying.

  7. Aiz gettin reddy to log out adn promiss nawt tu visit enny ICHC site on April 2. Teh CheezTownCryer am NAWT an ICHC site, so ai will chek in heer. {{{{{AngelPlume}}}}} {{{{{ Cweenmj}}}}} {{{{{Cheezfrends}}}}}
    Awlso, pleez to keep two_kittehs in yore thots adn prayers. She played an important role in organizing the boycott. Her hubcat’s dad is in teh hospital, very sick. Pleez to send beems her way.
    {{{{{{{{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}}}}}}

  8. It’s 5:35pm in Oz on teh 2nd, and ai haven’t lurked or cawminted on ICHC awwwwwl day, and ai’m suffering from lol withdrawal. Dis is hard ……. butt(!) awl for a good cause. (Just thought ai’d share)

    • Not me, but I saw a lol a couple days ago that showed a white kitty with a label on her head that said “Oh hai.” The caption said that it wasn’t easy being Winnie’s cat when her internet was borked!

  9. *tayks viking helmut off in tribbyoot to AngelPlume* Ai still haznt eben figgurd how to get my pic in the little kwilty-box on WP…

  10. Aw, hell. Fankees fur makin meh cry, yu ebil wun! No, ai duzzent meen yu is ebil, ai meens fur makin meh seez thingies in a diffrunt way. A way dat maded meh cry. . Yur currant-affare-reel-thyme lyrics gaved meh a sadness dat ai diddunt preveeyuslee hab… ai ushully libs in mai own werld where ai is safer, an ICHS is part ob dat saferness. Yu habs relly maded meh see dat dis is nawt awl a temprary madness…OMG is fur reelz! Ai ams happee dat ai diddunt wunce go dere todai, no madder how badlee ai wanted to.

  11. Hugs tew ebbreewun {{{{{{{{{{{{{{ebbreewun}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} ai iz jeus naow kumyn bayk tew teh sieyt ai leyft iyt AWN SADDEURDAE ebenying, izz NAOW EEARLEE Teauzdae mawrnyng, adn ai DEELEETUD alla emayos inna balks adn didynt ebbun oepunnum foar Seundae!!

  12. Ooo. Ooo. Meh tu! Meh tu! Ai loggd awf mai pyootur las Fried egg dai nd did nawt lawg back awn until yesturdai. *Sighs* {{{{{RainbowMaus nd ebbree bodai}}}}}

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