ohai, dis iz a repeet uv my erlier post:
ahem, attenshun pls, ai haz an NOUNCEMENT!!!
dis iz fur awl teh Yewnited Staits: Cheezpeeps ~ teh sekkund Caturday in May (May 12) will be teh 20th annual Letter Carriers Fud Drive.
/lolspeak off: This is the largest single day food drive in America, and I hope everyone will try to leave 1-2 pieces of non-perishable food at your mailbox for your carrier to pick up. In the 19 years of this charity, the USPS has gathered over 1 Billion pounds of food to distribute to local foodshelves. The food stays in your area, so you are helping the families in your own community.
Please leave non-perishable items (nothing needing refrigeration) out on May 12. Common sense says: nothing that’s been opened, no rusty/bulging/expired date cans, no unlabeled food. Bags of rice, beans, etc, canned goods, boxed dinners and pasta, etc. are very good. This is the time of year that schools will be letting out for summer soon, and hungry kids will not have a hot lunch provided until fall.
If every mailbox in the USA has one piece of food in it, this will be a record-breaking year for us. Thank you all. ai now return tu owr regular silliness.