nooz frum MurfnTurf:
Ohai mai Qween! Ai has the mostest wunnermous newz fur yuu an awl ub the Cheezpeepz!
John’s knee haz healed enuff to where he has gone back to the Kitteh Dealer an in a dawrk alley, owt ub site ub prying eyes, awbtayned the squeee-est, mostest brayn-y-ackiest pile ub furrbaybies annywun haz cowlekted in the history ub history!
The Scientist Kittens are goin tu tayk oburr the planet. Butt (!) No wun cayrez. Tehy iz the sqweeeee.
Three owrange kittens Einstein, Darwin, Newton and the Tabby Tesla are in the care uv Momma Marie Curie.
Go Go Go Go Naow!!!
Yuur fren, MurfNturf