LOL Aid Songz

Fankz tu jd fur collectifying dese.

Here be teh songs sew far, credits inclewdid:

LOL Control by Tessm

Teh Tessm Symfony Orkestra starts up on Stayge Nom, wib Tessm on vokals:

 

We don’t want no repetishun
We need better LOL control
Don’t click “recaption” on dat pitchur
Cheaters leeve dem LOLs alone
Hay! Cheeters! leeve dem LOLs alone!
All you get is just another unfunny LOL.
All you’ve made is just another unfunny LOL.

 

We don’t want no repetishun
We need better LOL control
Don’t click “recaption” on dat pitchur
Cheaters leeve dem LOLs alone
Hay! Cheeters! leeve dem LOLs alone!
All you get is just another unfunny LOL.
All you’ve made is just another unfunny LOL.

 

oh noes, dis pitchur again!
oh noes, dis pitchur again!
if you just copy LOLS, it won’t be very funny.
How can it be funny if you just copy LOLs?

 

 

noo piktur days by neenerbeener

Carley Feline walks on stage and acknowledges the excited meows from the audience. She carefully tunes her acoustic guitar while the bakcup singing hampsters adjust their mics. Then s the lights dim, she gives a big, toothy smile and bangs out the initial chords of her famous song, to the delight of her fans, and begins to sing…

 

‘WE-ee shud never recognize the LOL we see
as a picture that we saw yesterday- –
There are kittehs whose pikturs are uploading nao,
waiting to shine on the el oh el front page!

 

Anticipation–this duplication, it makes irate
when they’re replicay-ay-ay-ay-aytin!

 

& Those pikturs the Cheez Gods showcased late last night–
They were funee, and something we admired!
But it’s morning! It’s tyme for something new and fresh!
Adn awl ob the old piks need to be retired!

 

Anticipation–this duplication, it makes me irate
when they’re replicay-ay-ay-ay-aytin

 

Adn tomorrow there’s going to be anudder LOL–
Make it diffrunt and not like anee before
cuz our hoomins are taking squeeful pikturs nao
so every day there always will be more!

 

(these are noo piktur days!
these are noo pictur days!
these are noo pictur days!
these ah-ahRRRR noo pictur days!!1!)

The Bevverly Cheezbillies by gunnersmama

Gunnersmama approaches teh stayj wiffa HYOOJ cayse ub stayj-frite. Haz awn hur speshul Cheezland-ebentz labbender jumpsoot wiff teh frinjes an shineys awl ober it. Stepzup tu teh mic. TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP…*ahem*

 

With apologies to the writers of “The Beverly Hillbillies Theme”…

 

Come listen to my story ’bout a man named Ben,
Started with a blog and investors way back when.
And then one day, when his website is a hit,
He started adding more until the titles barely fit..
On a page that is.
Hundreds of ‘em…

 

Well the next thing ya know, ole Ben’s a millionaire,
He created something fun that we could join and share.
We all came to play and joke and make amazing friends,
But soon enough the money talked and Facebook brought the end.
Beta junk…
Poor moderating.

 

Now that ICHC seems to be on it’s last breath,
We all know something good has simply been “improved to death”.
The Cheezez made us promises about repeated lols,
But it seems they’ve been diverted to the bigger, better goals.
Revenue…
Adding more sites…

More ads….

 

(Banjo interlude)

 

Y’all come back now, y’hear?
(Extremely unlikey we’ll see the likes of Phillip d’Beaker, rhsb, JanetCanHas4Kittehs, or even our beloved LCB much anymore…reminds me of that old song, “Abraham, Martin and John”…
I just looked around and they’re gone….)

 

 

pikcherz by sunovawot

 

tehre awlwaez wil be pikcherz
in coe pee us amowntz
weer heer tu see teh funnee
teh lol iz awl taht cowntz
butt pleez we need sum nyoo wunz
adn nott ree sy culd carp
teh imajjus shood roe tayt
tu keep teh hyoomer shrap
we gott imajinayshunz
butt tehy need tu be fed
keep givvin uz teh saym meel
owr witz wil soon be ded
so keep teh pikcherz chaynjin
tehn we can haz owr fun
wif lolcat wit adn wisdum
adn teh occay shunal pun run

 

 

LOLShop by jd

Negst on LOLAid, jd gets on stayge:

 

If yuze see faded sine by teh side ob te rode
dat sez 15 miles to Cheezland! Cheezland,yeah!
I’m heddin down JH4K Blvd, lookin’ for the kitteh lols!
Lookin for teh kitteh lols, kitteh lols!

 

I wanna see capshuns as funny az cheez adn we’re heddin on down to Cheezland!
Butt itz full ob all dupes, I cownt about 20
So come on adn post noo funnies!
Lolcats waz wunce a lil’ old place where we cud laff togebber!
Cheezland, kitteh!

 

LOLShop, it’s a LOLshop!
LOLShop, it’s a LOLshop!

 

 

Teh LOLerjack Sawng by jd

 

*gets up onto teh Yeti Stayge*

Oh, I’m a LOLlerjack adn I’m ok,
I splort all night adn I lol all day!

 

(Oh, he’s a LOLlerjack adn he’s ok,
he splorts all night adn he lols all day!)

 

I nom teh puns, I reed teh fuud,
I paynt teh brake ruum green!
On caturdays I go posting
Adn hab sammun for my tee

 

(He noms teh puns, he reeds teh fuud,
he paynts teh brake ruum green!
On caturdays he goes posting
Adn has sammun for his tea!

Oh, he’s a LOLlerjack adn he’s ok,
he splorts all night adn he lols all day!)

 

I run teh puns, I skip teh dupes,
I lyke to rite capshuns!
I hates dat head cheezes
Act goggie stoopy!
(He runs teh puns, he skips teh dupes,
he lykes to rite capshuns!
He hates dat head cheezes
Act goggie stoopy!

Oh, he’s a LOLlerjack adn he’s ok,
he splorts all night adn he lols all day!)

 

View Tu A LOL by jd

 

*gets uppon stayg wib Duran Meow*

 

*hebby drum beet ob an owld 00-meow song*

 

We.
Want teh lols…
Dat aer awlwais different.

 

We.
Want things fresh….
Just like catnip adn cayk!
Martoonies!
A lolsite all can enjoy!
A squeak is why…

 

Dansdansdans into teh brake ruum!
Dat massib splort is awl we need!
Dans into teh brake ruun!
To snorgle cats adn nom chonklit!
Dans into teh brake ruum!
Dat massib splort is awl we need!
Dans into teh brake ruum!

 

The choys for yu iz to not dupe teh lols
Between teh shaydes ob spycat laughter!

 

Each.
Little meow…
Shud awl be diffrent.

 

We.
Want unique….
Lols wibowt clones ebry day!
Guaranteed!
A lolsite we can enjoy!
A squeak is awl…

 

Dansdansdans into teh brake ruum!
Dat massib splort is awl we need!
Dans into teh brake ruun!
To snorgle cats adn nom chonklit!
Dans into teh brake ruum!
Dat massib splort is awl we need!
Dans into teh brake ruum!

LOL by jd

*gets up on stayge affer recubbering slitely*

 

LOL iffen yu want tu
LOL arownd teh whirled
LOL iffen yu want tu
Just don’t post dupes
of LOLs we’ve seen!

 

Ceilingcat! Hovercat! There’s more out there than they’re posting.
Just follo teh dusty adn forgotten rode into cheezland!
Gowing hed to hed wib teh cheezpeeps’ rockin’ teh capshuns!
Arownd Mount Fuji teh trip begins wib Ebil Maus’ liter!

 

LOL iffen yu want tu
LOL arownd teh whirled
LOL iffen yu want tu
Just don’t post dupes
of LOLs we’ve seen!

 

Der’s elebenty noo pikshures ebery moment
Yeah, take a moment to voo dem awl
Gowing hed to hed wib teh cheezpeeps’ rockin’ teh capshuns!
Arownd Mount Fuji teh trip begins wib Ebil Maus’ liter!

 

LOL iffen yu want tu
LOL arownd teh whirled
LOL iffen yu want tu
Just don’t post dupes
of LOLs we’ve seen!

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20 thoughts on “LOL Aid Songz

  1. *sings sum moar for LOLAid*

    Dis fing
    Cawld LOL
    I just can’t snorgle it
    Dis fing
    Cawld LOL
    Teh dupes aer like a zit
    Get reddy
    For teh crazy lil posts ob LOL

    Dis fing
    Cawld LOL
    It rocks when it’s noo
    Dis fing
    Cawld LOL
    When cloned, smells like a zoo
    I’m crazy!
    For teh crazy lil posts ob LOL

  2. Caturday!
    Iz awl rite!
    So long az teh lols aer dis cute!
    Yesh, I want lols! Awl unique!
    Adn nawt samey awl day.

    I gots mai splort kit
    I gots mai cayk
    I gots mai caffeine
    Adn dis thyme I wanna see a splort!

    Caturday nite! Naw!
    Caturday nite! Always naw!
    Caturday nite! Iz naw!
    Caturday nite! Always naw!

    Ebry day. Iz Caturday!
    So sez a lol dat wunce did display.
    On teh server, On teh net!
    Down’t tayk cheezland tu teh vet!

    Brake ruum run!

    Caturday, splorting out, want lols coming to me
    Yuze gotta show diffrent pics
    On teh frunt page all teh munf!

    Caturday nite! Naw!
    Caturday nite! Always naw!
    Caturday nite! Iz naw!
    Caturday nite! Always naw!

    • NP! Lil sad dat nawt moar peeps powsted, butt iffen der had been fewer stoopy front payg powstings, der wud hab been moar cheezpeeps. (Tho then we wuddn’t need LOLAid, butt we’d hab fownd obber raisins to hab a singalong.)

  3. I don’t like walking around these old repeated LOLs
    (Then hold my paw I’ll walk with you my dear)
    The LOLs repeat when we sleep, it’s keeping us awake,
    (It’s the site telling us to walk away)

    Some days I can’t even find a new LOL
    (It’s killing us to see it this way)

    Though the Peeps may vary, new LOLs will carry
    our Cheezland safe to shore

    There are old LOLs in our heads, you just won’t let them go
    (We tell you that we miss our former site)
    Soon it will be over and buried with the past
    (We used to come to play and not to fight)
    Some days we don’t know if we are welcome or not
    (The Cheez is playing tricks on us my dear)

    Though the Peeps may vary, new LOLs will carry
    our Cheezland safe to shore

    Now we’re gone, gone, gone away – you’ve watched us disappear
    All that’s left is a ghost of us
    Now we wait, wait, wait for you – please come around
    We’ll see you if you post new LOLs
    We’re torn, torn, torn apart — there’s nothing we can do
    But ask the Cheez to fix the site soon.

    For though the Peeps may vary, new LOLs will carry
    our Cheezland safe to shore

    Though the Peeps may vary, new LOLs will carry
    our Cheezland safe to shore

    Though the Peeps may vary, new LOLs will carry
    our Cheezland safe to shore.

    (With apologies to Monsters and Men and their beautiful song “Little Talks.”

    • Sowwwy all — Froo-out teh sawng wuz supposed to be dis refrain:

      You don’t listen to a word we say — HEY!
      The LOLs all look the same

      • Az annuber sawng sez, “downt wurri, be happi”.

        Yu mayded a wundermus sawng, yu down’t needs to be sowwy. Besides, teh nawt sekkond vershun yu powsted was teh singlol version, der wun wib teh refrain iz teh album vershun. 🙂 Sew dere.

        *hands Shepmon a chonklit martoonie*

      • O Muchly Fankifications!!! Ai lubs chonklit martoonies, adn teh sun must be ober teh yard arm sumwheres, eh!

        Ai lubs teh video for dat sawng.

  4. Ai izzunt ae poeyut beyut ai izz iinjoiyun alla deh poeuttree adn iyut izz BERRY seereeyus aebaout whutz wraung wiff ICHC, munneez hab eetyun teh branez ob teh peeypullz reunnyn iyut!!

  5. WOOT! Wut a kreeatib buncha peeps we can has! Ai hopes teh Big Cheezez sees dis and lissens……
    (paws crost dat ICHC duzzint goe teh way uv otter suksessfull ventures and gets “improved to death”)
    Ai hasn’t dun enny postifying enny moar; Ai hardlee eeben luks at teh site. It am repetitititititive and sumwut boring. Tu manny adverts, tu.
    Fanks be tu ABT hoo sends me his pic choysis uv teh best uv wut’s left awn ICHC sew Ai can keep laffing at sweet kittehs, funneh goggies and effury.
    O Big Cheezis! Plz tu be bringing us bak owr belubbed ICHC as it wuz. It wuzzint borkt, it nawt need fixifying! Wy yu du dis?

    • Yesh – whut you says iz so true. ICHC iz nao like a giant-monster-mega site wif repeats ob sum pics dat nawt make me happys anymore. Like so many successful businesses, they take away so many things that work and put in new things that don’t really improve it. They’ve restructured it to death!

  6. Mamacat added annuber sawng urlier tuday!

    Nobody knows why my funny lol has came twice
    Yours did the same thing
    Why were they both together again
    When they are supposed to be done?

    It’s my lol, and I’ll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if they stole it from you.

    Making my lols, thinking up some lines,
    Words don’t come all that fast
    ‘Till I see my lol all alone,
    No smile will be cast

    It’s my lol, and I’ll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if they stole from you

    [Lead Break]

    Here comes my lol, can’t wait
    It’s gonna be so worth it,
    Oh what a horrible surprise
    Someone else has put their words to it.

    It’s my lol, and I’ll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if they stole from you

  7. Dansdansdans into teh brake ruum! Dat massib splort is awl we need! Dans into teh brake ruun! To snorgle cats adn nom chonklit! Dans into teh brake ruum! Dat massib splort is awl we need! Dans into teh brake ruum!

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