Ohai peeps,
Here am a bit more info bowt deh Tee Room kerflufflol fur doze uf u hoo wundered wut wuz going on. A mysteryman showed up and posted a racist comment. Hii awlso subscribed to deh blog and “like”ed a few posts.
No wun here shud worry dat i suspected dem uf being deh mystery man. Hii left electronic footprints dat I could follow and I know dat hii am a 22 yr old undergrad in Michigan hoo sumhow wandered in. I haz his user name, ISP address, and uzzer clooz dat I haz shared wif Prysma so shii can easily spot him if hii shows up in Cheezland.
I wuz berry unhappy wif WordPress’s Visibility settings. Wen I did a google search fur Miz Foofytayl, I found a link tu us on anuzzer totally unrelated WP blog. It wuz in deh automatically generated links section of a food blog linking a “Chocolate Cake day” post frum a year ago! And I had told WP to “discourage Search engines from indexing this site.” They weren’t even honoring their own requests!!!
So now wii am Private. No wun can get in unless I grant them access. WP haz a list uv peeps hoo haz ben invited, and a list uv those hoo haz accepted deh invite and/or ben granted access. Nawt ebbreewun hoo received an invite haz checked in tu deh Tee Room yet. And fur sum reezin, summa deh peeps I sent an invite to neber got it. I iz sorry fur dat. I used deh emayo addyz dat peepz haz entered in dhere comments. If u am a regular tee room commenter and haz nawt received an invite, plze tu let mii know. I haz nawt deliberately left ennywun owt. If u go to Miz Foofytaylz and requesst access I will gladly grant it.
Well, I haz prattled on long enuff. {{{{peeps}}}}
Cheez Town Cryer 
Ohai, Mai Cween, I just wanted to say how lovely to see you still taking care of awl teh peepz.
{{{cween MJ}}} good job in tracking down the non-cheez peep. A sad reminder of how unique our refuges for Cheezpeeps are in the big online world. And, a big thank-you for all you do to maintain them. Free Cheerz for the adminz! 😉
Hip hip hooray!!!!
Nao ai can has two sillybratory hips!
O mai cween! Hao terribull fur u tew deel wif! AI iz sew sew SEW proudeded tew no u and teh modzes as fwiendzes!
Fankyoo for taking care of us so gud. Ai bin berry bAd uhbowt lukking at anything lately.
Yew am teh wunnerful tew keep such a watchful ai ober Teh Kingdom of Teh Land obs Cheezpeeps!
ohai mai cween ~ yu iz teh *besst*!!! teh peepz an teh kittehs awl beeing sew lukkytaylz wif yew, deer cween, inna charrj! {{{cweenmj!!!}}}
I has z Tee Room rekwest frum pajammas.. ennybudy know hoo dat am??
taken care uv. 😀
Mi cweenmj,
Plez ad meh agin, k? Aiz honeykitteh wiff eeemal honeyloclynn@gmail.com. Iz awaez losted. *Sob* Fankyew. *bowz n wakz bakwerdz outta teh rum*
Ok u shud haz deh invite! {{{{{Honeykitteh}}}}}}
Ohai der my cween – kin aye to pleeze hab an inbite?? Sendify it too da emayo i uzed furr dis postee == fanky
I haz approved ur rekwest. 😀 Scmooooz!!
Soe gladd ai chekkingd in an can seeingd tish. Habbing puter trubbles laytelee… Soe nawt chkking teh emay0s. Iz otay naow. Ai fynded mah in bite an am bakk in teh TeeRume. Fank u, o Cween, 4 too frustrilating teh ebil troll.