Dis just in frum JD:
Sad nooz. Teh kitteh ob my gurlfrend adn fellow Cheezpeep, Mouse, died at 11pm EST on Friedai, 22nd. It woz berri sudden. He woz fine awl dai, bouncing, squeaking, jumping on chairs adn raiding serial bowls for noms.
Ten tu eleben, he becaym beri restless, althew dat was nawt dat unuzual foar him. Ifinkso dat he cud hab powered a nentyre town wib his energy.
At eleven, he crawled into a corner, gave two breathless squeaks adn woz gone. It woz dat sudden.
I wud awlsew lyke teh Nite Watchman to keep a speshul watch for him, az obberwise Mouse is liable to tear around Mu Meadow adn nok fings off shelves.
I iz sure deh Nite Watchman will taking berry gud keer uv him.