Kin I haz ur attentions, plz?
Deh wun yeer Anniberthary am coming and it haz ben proposed dat wii haz Awards, like deh Oscars! Ifinso dey shud b deh Cheezeez!! Sum uv u haz been asking wen deh nommynations will b.
Dhere will b NO nommynations
“Wut?” u ask, “No nommynationz???”
“Yesh,” I sez!
“Why?” u ask.
Fur Twu reezunz.
Wun, Ebbreebuddy in Cheezland am a winner!! Datz rite! Dhere am only winners heer!
Twu, If wii haz NOMMYnayshuns, dey will get eeted.
Heer am how it will work:
Deh Cheezeez Award Dinner will b on the 6 pm LOL on August 14th.
You Announce deh Catergory and deh winner, wif a link if possiblol.
In deh Category Best Bunway Airlinez LOL, Deh Cheezee goez to *opunz enbelope* Bunway Airlines Flight Simulator by Suburban Prairie!! http://cheezland.org/2013/07/bunway-airlines-flight-simulator/
Of course, ur Award comment kin b a lot more elaborate dan dat. Deh winners can gib acceptance speeches, and deh crowd kin make comments.
Ennywun kin Award anywun fur ennyfing. U k award peeps, u kin award pun runs, u kin award LOLz, u kin award komments, u kin award ennyfing u wants.