Kitteh Pome

Dis comes tu us from JD:

Emo Emi, Poit Lawndrette ob Cheezland, rote many pomes. Dis wun iz on lols deemed unflattening, oar intefearing wib fud.

Rebenj Ob Da Kitteh

Kitteh angri at da skreen

Kitteh iz eiber king or kween

Kitteh noez were yore shoos do hide

Kitteh taykes wun foar a ryde

Fru da haus dey will go

Den owt da catflat in da snoe

Ober tew da kompost in da pyle

Stinky stuff will bring a smiol

Choo on dis until dey barf

Den roast da shoo befoar da harf