Lord Blueberry

JD sendinged mii dis sad nooz.  

By teh thyme this gets postified, Lord Blueberry – CEO of Halfastash Enterprises, makers of invisible racing cars for cats – will have crossed the rainbow bridge.
He is crying constantly, in pain and fear, is suffering from dementia and possibly a cancer.
He will shortly be making his final trip to the vets.
He has always been a noble cat, very dignified except when racing, and it is so sad that he is like this now.
The Nite Watchman will soon take over caring for him, where he will be beyond all his troubles, but it would be greatly appreciated if folks could offer him a final salute, his work in this life now over.