Help Ukrainian Refugees

Want to help the Ukrainians? Here is an American in Poland who is helping refugees. If you donate, 100% of the money goes straight to her, no middlemen involved, no overhead, she will use all of it to buy supplies.

Click here to donate :

Click here to read her recent blog post:  Updated to correct blog address.

Zombie Kitteh

Here am  anuzzer delite from deh Buuk Ob Pomes by Emo Emi. JD sez:  Ann sumfing foar da season(ing):

The Saga ob Zombie Kitteh

Win fyne dai, in da middlol ob lunch,
Kitteh went looking foar brayns to munch
Kitteh did stawp adn sniffed da aire
Wat iz dat you got rite dere?
Brayns will mayk a taystee treat
Affer I nom dat cheez adn meat
Cheezburger now, teh kitteh did cry
Oar yore shoos will surely die
Sew wen yu see cats on Halloween,
Rememmer it’s Cheez wib burger in between



Ceiling Cat

DJ sendinged mii dis.  Hii sez it is anuzzer from deh Buuk Ob Pomes by Emo Emi:

tu toon ob Errol Flyn’s Robin Huud theme song:
Ceiling cat, ceiling cat,
Sitting on teh mat
Ceiling cat, ceiling cat,
Drinking from a hat
Steels from teh frij
Yore foto ob a brij
Ceiling cat, ceiling cat, ceiling cat!

Kitteh Pome

Dis comes tu us from JD:

Emo Emi, Poit Lawndrette ob Cheezland, rote many pomes. Dis wun iz on lols deemed unflattening, oar intefearing wib fud.
Rebenj Ob Da Kitteh
Kitteh angri at da skreen
Kitteh iz eiber king or kween
Kitteh noez were yore shoos do hide
Kitteh taykes wun foar a ryde
Fru da haus dey will go
Den owt da catflat in da snoe
Ober tew da kompost in da pyle
Stinky stuff will bring a smiol
Choo on dis until dey barf
Den roast da shoo befoar da harf