Lol Songz \ Birfday Songz
After teh Lunch Rush
by lolcatburglar
for Princess Mu, 3/25/2009 (a few days after her birfday)
*announcifier voice*
We innerupt this LOL to show u this important video preformance, recorded earlier to be played at teh Princess Mu birfday celebrations on Monday. Unfortunately, teh stoodio at teh LCB Channel where it was produced was being set up for some chat show or other starring a rodent of some sort (if u can bleev THAT) and teh weezil interns somehow managed to misplace this film clip. But now we has finded it and wiped off most of teh weezil drool. There’s only so much even a shamwow can absorb.
LCB enters, in grungy jeans and wif her hair all floppy. She plays teh lolpiano, accompanied by lolpigburglar on teh Fronsch horn.
After teh Lunch Rush
(with aplologies to Neilol Young’s After the Gold Rush)
Well, at NOM I saw a knight in armor shining
Having luncheon with our dear cween
There were servers serving and Cheezpeeps dining
And teh food was all for free
There was a fanfare blowing to teh chef
Who was whipping up delights
Hail to Princess Mu who takes good care
Of our endless appetites
Hail to Princess Mu who takes good care
Of our endless appetites
I was seated right outside the kitchen
With my phlonquais by my side
Both our noses started a-twitchin’
When the portals opened wide
There was a feast waiting to be had
But I let third helpings slide
I was thinking about what was for dessert
I was hoping there would be pie
Thinking about what was for dessert
I was hoping there would be pie
(Fronsch horn solo)
Well at NOM I saw the silver platters loaded
With the choicest fare of the day
There were dishes warming
And Cheezpeeps swarming
All around teh hot buffet
All u can eat, all u can eat
Teh nomming had begun
We were trying Princess Mu’s best haute cuisine
With a big nom and a sigh
Trying Princess Mu’s best haute cuisine
With a big NOM
Cheez Town Cryer 