Floofy Dancer

Lol Songz \ Birfday Songz

Floofy Dancer
by lolcatburglar
for Romeow, 7/16/2008

LCB comes onstage, all decked out in a ginormous feathered burgular mask and wearing a multicolored shiny sparkly outfit, feather boas and 12-inch sparkly platform boots. (She’s had herself hypnomatized for teh occasion so she is not askeered to be up so high.) She sits down at teh piano.
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FLOOFY DANCER
(Wif aplologies to Lolton John)

White-furred baby, desert lady, smartass poopyhed
Sometimes a guy, makes us smile, she’ll light up a commint thred
Ecdysiast, who thrilled Miss J. Ast, dancing half naked
On ICHC, we all say “sqeeee!” for teh one so belov-ed

Lolyer (defense), brings evidense
Rubber dukkies wif red floof
Just like that, she brings laffs
She comforts those who has a sad

Inventive wit, she shows u it
She’s my worthy upponent
Looking up, she sees me stuck
She’ll halp catch me but will not spike

And oh how I lubs that gal
No one here is not her pal
Romeow, I’m glad u found us
Now here’s my off-key chorus

Romeow’s our floofy dancer
Count teh Cheezfrenz on her profile
Laying down good grace and humor
She lends the commints pages style

Romeow’s our floofy dancer
Count teh Cheezfrenz on her profile
Laying down good grace and humor
She lends the commints pages style

etc.

Happy birfday Romeow!

Much lubs from LCB, Esme and Liam

See this song at ICHC