Teh Cween’s Ur Fren

Lol Songz \ Birfday Songz

Teh Cween’s Ur Fren
by lolcatburglar (With aplologies to Carlole King)
for cweenmj, 8/15/2008

LCB comes onstage wearing her best embroidrered bloo jeans and a gauzy, flowy caftan. She is barefootsed. She sits down at teh piano and begins to play.

cween_frenzWhen ur on this website
And u need a halping hand
’cause WordPress, o WordPress ain’t acting right.
Clench ur fists and say “o dear”
And soon she will be there
To brighten up even a thred that bites.

U just click on her name,
And u knoe whoever u am
She’ll come floating
And make u her fren.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All u’ve got to do is LOL
And she’ll be there, yes she will,
Teh cween is ur fren.

If the sky above u
Should be filled wif cweenfetti
And a huge bubblol should begin to grow
It’s teh cween’s arrival above teh cheering crowd
And soon she’ll be playing wif us oncet moar.

U just click on her name,
And u knoe whoever u am
She’ll come floating
And make u her fren.
Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
All u have to do is LOL
And she’ll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(LCB is joined onstage by James Taylol for a duet on this last bit)

Hey, ain’t it good to knoes that u gots a fren?
People can become trolls.
They’ll hurt u and besmirch u.
Well they’ll mock ur lol if u let them.
O yeah, but don’t u let them.

U just click on her name,
And u knoe whoever u am
O babe, don’t u knoes that,
Winter spring summer or fall,
Hay now, all u’ve got to do is LOL.
Cween, she’ll be there, yes she will.
Teh cween’s ur fren.
Teh cween’s ur fren.
Ain’t it good to knoes that u gots a fren.
Ain’t it good to knoes that u gots a fren.
Teh cween’s ur fren.

See this song at ICHC

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