Cheezstock

Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc One

Cheezstock
by booklion

*The great winged lion flies to the Safari Park carrying a thinnish blondy female Wif a layzy flapping ov teh wings, teh lion circles the stage and slowly lands, lying down wif hyooge paws tucked under. Folding teh wings lets teh passenger descend wit her piano. Tossing her hair back, she addresses teh Cheezpeeps.*

I haz com frum teh fyuchoor, where I wroted this song about this event, and come back in teh past wif the help of tyme trabbeling booklion, to perform this for you.

Well I came upon wun ov CC’s cats
He wuz walking along teh road
And I aksed him, where r yu going ?
This he told me

Said, I’m going to Cheezland Safari Park
Gonna join in a jaguar band
gonna get back to junglol land
set my wild cat free

We are starcats, we are golden
we are billion year old hunters
and we’ve got to get ourselves back to teh junglol

Well then, can I hunt beside you?
I have come to lose teh pleh
and I’ve got to junk teh meh and go to purring
And maybe it’s teh time of year,
Yes, and maybe it’s teh time timy ov teh CAT
And I know that since I’m a cat,
there’s more to life than to give hooman clothes a furring

We are starcats, we are golden
we are billion year old hunters
and we’ve got to get ourselves back to teh junglol

By teh time we got to Cheezstock
We were elebentyy milyion strong
Nd eberywhere was a purring and sum belleh snorgles.
I dreamed I saw teh stoopy hooman doors
that were closed and locked agin
opening to all freedom
in our Cheezland.

We are starcats, we are golden
we are billion year old hunters
and we’ve got to get ourselves back to teh junglol

See this song at Cheezstock