Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc One
Cheeztown Rock
by gremlin
(with apololgies to Sha-na-na, hoo performinged teh orijinal verjun at Woodstock)
Teh cheezies throo a partay on teh noontyme LOL.
Teh cheeztown band was there and there wer no bad trolls.
Teh band was jumpin and teh LOL began to swing.
Yoo should’ve heard those rocked-out cheezies sing!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
LCB wuz playin tenor saxophone,
Skwirrl-grrl was blowin on teh slide trombone.
Teh Mausie-boy from Delawayr went crash, boom, bang,
Teh whole rithym section wuz teh fail-blog gang!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
Thatz when Princess Mu said to J4K:
Izznt it hard to beleev such fun could all be free!
I shur would be delighted with your companee,
Come on and do teh pinkee toepads dantz with me!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee caperin’ round teh clock
Was prancin to that toepads rock.
Cheez Town Cryer 