Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc Two
Kummin intu Cheezland
by Angel Plume
(Original: Coming into Los Angeles by Arlo Guthrie)
*Littul Angelina kitteh steps up tu teh stayj*
*Hur furz ar awl skruffy adn derz kobwebs hangin frum hur tayl*
*Sheez akumpaneed by too oddur animulz, hoo ar eben durtier*
*Derz a rakoon wiff a gitar, adn a big goggie wif drumz*
*Angie steps up tu teh mykrofoan*
Ai is gonna sing Kummin intu Cheezland fur ya.
Hit it, guyz.
*Teh rakoon adn goggie start playin*
*Angiez voys is awl raspee as she lawnchez intu teh sawng*
Kummin in frum no-wayr wif dirt awn mai noze
Stowin awn a rayl-rode dy-ner
Nummerz fawlin ebreewayr awn teh floor
Kud we ebber feeyul much fy-ner?
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
Derz a goggie wif a niffer lyk u-don-kno
No, he kudint luk much strayn-jer
Tryin tu get a hand-owt frum aneewun
Howlin lyk we awl wuz in dayn-jer
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
*Angie strutz arown as teh band jams owt teh musikal interlood*
Ginniss Piggeez waukin awn a moovin floor
Stumblin wif teh stuff dat he ca-reed
Derz a cat wif a mask adn heez blowin hur mynd
Finkin dat deyr alreddy ma-reed
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
Kummin in frum no-wayr wif dirt awn mai noze
Stowin awn a rayl-rode dy-ner
Nummerz fawlin ebreewayr awn teh floor
Kud we ebber feeyul much fy-ner?
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
*Teh band waylz owt teh finalee as Angie putz teh myk bak in teh stand*
Ai don kno if u can dig hao menee peeps der ar, man.
Lyk, ai wuz rappin wif teh fuzz, man, can ya dig it?
Derz lyk elebenty millyun peeps heer.
JCH4K Bulivard is klozd, man. Far owt.
Cheez Town Cryer 