Pi

Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc One

Pi by skwirrlgrrl

Gud afternoon cheezland!!
When I herd about the Cheezstock festivus, I just knew the skwirrls would want to do a song.
Ok, I had to bribe them wif extra days off. But anyway.. Heer’s a song that embodys the Cheezstock fill ossophy…

They ask us why
We have a thing for pie
We bake pies noon and night!
Pie… it’s alright
We bake too much, you know
Don’t ask us why
Dunno….
It’s not for lack of fuds
Hay, we just has moods
Cheezland…

Gimme a nice big Pi!
Big byootiful Pi
Oh, me, dreamy
Top it with whipped creamy!

Give me apple pi, yeah!
Add a piece of cheez!
Or add ice creem
Any old way that you please!

PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!
Take it!
Make it!
Long as we can bake it our Pi!

We know peeps gotta eat
And our pi is a treat
But they also seem to like to throw Pi!
They fling it here
They fling it there
We werk all day
But do they care?
How we labor, we slave-r and sweat over their….

PI PI PI PI PI PI PIES!
Bring it!
Swing it!
Long as we can fling it our Pi!

We make nice fresh pies for you to savor
Name it we’ll make any flavr
Choklit, Lemming, Peech, Strawberry,
Rhubarb, Chess and Boysenberry,
Apple, Mince, and Cherry,
Don’t forget Blackberry!
One taste and you’ll come to trust it
We can even make it double crusted!

Oh hay, did you see
LCB take that pi?
She’s too quick for us!

*insert muttered skwirrl oaths*

Got to mix
Got to rise
Got to knead
Knead more pies
They don’t bake themselves!

Don’t think they grow on trees, no, no, they don’t bake themselves!

They’ll be sorree when they’re all gone
And they have no skwirrls to lean on
We’re just waiting til they run out of
Pi

Then we’ll ask for a raisy
We may be acting crazy
But we really aren’t lazee
Hay, we just need a holiday!

PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!
Take it!
Make it
Long as we can bake it our Pi!
PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!
Bring it!
Swing it!
Long as we can fling it our Pi!

See this song at Cheezstock