Rodint

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Rodint
by Guinness Piggeh

* Guinness Piggeh clymbs awn tu teh Nite Watchman Stayge witch lukks owt ober teh Mu Meddow wib a Classiclol Geetar adn a Mullett *

Ohai ebberywon! Heer is a littlol sawng ai roted fur a berry speshul littlol frend of myne… tihs won is fur yu, old bean…

“Don McLoln’s: Rodint”

Dark adn stormeh nite
teh dai before Caturdai
lookit hu’s cum owt tu plai
ower mausey frend, teh won taht yu awl no

skwirrls awn hims heels
skritch hims eers adn fetching hims pills
bring hims cheeze adn slippurs wib frills
in commints heer in cheezeh cheezeh land

nao ai unnerstand
whut yu traid tu sai tu me
hao yu suffered fur yur salaree
hao teh cheezfrends set yu free

yur zippo glistens
wen yu gets eet owt
O, nose… him’s Ebil nao…

Dark adn stormeh nite
flayming reports arr well ablaze
teh stoopy soots arr in a dayze

Respect teh Rodint’s valid poynt ob view!!!

munthleh figgers oberdue
muttered thorts ob “o, nawt again”
“ware ai cud bii wibowt tihs bawl adn chayn”
“snoozing ‘neath teh sun awn teh warm, warm sand…”

nao ai unnerstand
whut yu traid tu sai tu me
hao yu suffered fur yur salaree
hao teh cheezfrends set yu free

“Piggeh, yu muss lissen, teh thyme is nao”
“knowledge, ai muss endow”
“donut let dem pwn yu”
“juss du liek ai du…”

adn wen no howp wus leff in syte, awn taht dark adn stormeh nite
yu set fings alite, as Mauses offen du…

but ai cud has towld yu, Rodint…

Reel Lyfe wus nebber ment fur won as full ob win as yu…

Dark adn stormeh nite
pleh reel lyfe doody calls
flaymeproof TPS weekleh reports
“Hay Maus! Has yu done awl ob yur werk yet?!”

debfreef teh strayngers yu has met
bai dragging awf dere ragged clothes
use octopus adn sum ob dose
well mushed adn frozen pastries wib jello

Nao aifinkso ai no
whut yu traid tu sai tu me
hao yu suffered fur yur salaree
hao teh cheezfrends set yu free

yur zippo glistens, yu gibbs us awl such a thrill

ai hopes yu alwais wheel…

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