Teh Lurker

Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc Two

Teh Lurker
by Tessm (with apololgies to Plol Simon and Art Garfunklol)

ohai again! iz everywun feeline GROOVY??
ai can’t heeeeeeer u!!
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this wun is foar awl the lurkers owt there… (pls to excuse teh stoopy fronsch goggie whut barks oar sumfing like, halfway thru…)
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I am just a lurker and my comments seldom show
I have squandered all my bandwidth
For a kitteh pikshur captioned in an Impact font
All jokes and fun — still, sometimes there are heartaches and we share them one by one, mmmm…

When I found my cheezfren family
I was on teh interwebs
I was laffin’ at teh lolcats
When I clicked the link for “Comments” and said, “WTF?”
Reading slow,
Sounding out the funny spellings, learning lolspeek as I go
Picking up the phrases only cheezpeeps know

LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL…

Trying only for a “front page”
I go makin’ lotsa lols, but I get no burgers –
But a friend request from CweenMJ and many moar!
I do declare that the cheezpeeps are the nisest bunch of people ennywher…

Now the hours pass in laughter and cheez cameraderie –
With the puns and ABC lists,
nawt-sekkund sillybrayshuns and the conga-rats
Well it may sound strange
But the Burfdae Fairy wishes even lurkers “Happy Day!”
Even lurkers get a chance to come and play.

LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL…

Though I don’t have time for playing now
I’m wishing I was on ICHC
Where teh fuds is always nommy and teh drinks iz free,
cweenfetti…
blowin’ by…
ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•∞▫*• ﻳ •‡¤ ▫• ∞ ‡ ¤٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ °+ж ٣ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ

In the meantime there is RL, with its stoopiness and pleh
And it carries teh reminders of ev’ry chore I haven’t done
or things I meant to get to
but I’m on teh interwebs
I am playing wiv teh cheezfrenz, leaving RL far behind
Living foar teh time spent playing nise online…

LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL

See this song at Cheezstock

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