Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc One
To Skwee Wib Yu
by Scrooge McPig
* Scrooge McPig scampers awn tu teh Hellol Kitteh Stayge waring a littlol kilt wib extry large tasslols awn hims umm… sporran *
ACH!
WEEEK WEEEK WEEEK
heer am a littlol sawng ai rited fur teh floofeh littlol skwirrlgrrl…
Hold on skwirrlgrrl!!!
Lookit whut reel lyfe’s dun tu yu!
Stand up skwirrlgrrl!!!
Reel Lyfe juss kneads a Hedbat!
wen yur thru, gib won tu
yur grumpeh stoopy-visor tu!
so kum awn bebbeh, kum on ober
lettuce plai awn i-can-has-cheezburger…
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy; WOO!
bring owt yur coconuts
teh wons yu juss canut smush
WHACK dem wib a mallitt
littlol bits, milk, hare adn mush:
yu’ll sea eet awl rayn down
teh milk insyde wheel awl drayn owt
hold up a bebbeh, use an otter
let sum won else open eet fur yu…
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…(AI’M TEH WON!)
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy, WOO!
wen yur awn lyne, wii kin plai tugebber bebbeh!
yu kin maek reel lyfe werthwyle
yu kin maek teh hole whirrled… SMYLOL!
wen yur thru, wib teh soots
bring yur whippeh creem wib yu
so kum awn bebbeh, kum on ober
lettuce plai awn i-can-has-cheezburger…
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…(AI’M TEH WON!)
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy, WOO!
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…(AI’M TEH WON!)
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy, WOO!
Reel lyfe juss donut deserbe tu has yu…
WOOOOOOO
* Scrooge stayge dybes intu teh crowd *
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