Whiet Bunneh

Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc One

Go ask LC
by Meezer Mom
extry special Kerri-oke video by Kerri-luv-wif-u

Up on stage, teh spotliet piks out Meezer Mom in a sparkly miniskurt and staight, shiny hair that she set on oranj juis cans and long bangs ober her eys and lots of eye makeup. Now awl teh lites come up and she’s singing with the Flufferson Hareplane! Ober teh drone uv teh bass she starts their beeg heet—Whiet Bunneh

This nip makes you larger,
And that nip makes you small.
But the nip your kitty gives you
Means he loves you, and that’s all.
Go ask LC
When she’s at the mall.

And if you go chasing mousies,
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ‘em a Guinness-sipping guinea pig
Has tripped you in the hall
Go ask LC
If she’ll take your call.

When stoopy pleh real life
Starts to dim your rosy glow
And you’ve just had some kind of LOL fix
And you want to stay mellow
Go ask LC
I think she’ll know –

Where logic and proportion
Have fallen stoopy dead,
And your kids are talking backward
And the housework lies ahead
Remember what the wise Maus said
Keep your head
Right in bed.

See this song at Cheezstock

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