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(He Can’t Get No) Nom Prevention
by Guinness Piggeh
* Teh lites inna JCH4K Ampitheatre go down *
* GP scampers on mayn stayge waring Bloo Jeans, Cowboy Boots wib Matching Hat adn “Ai lubbs Bon Jobi” T-Shurt *
* Micrololphone fudbak *
* weeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek *
Welcum welcum welcum tu teh “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert!
Wii issa heer tonite fur won nite ownlee tu rayze awarenuss ob teh plyte ob teh poor littlol furrehs taht get nommed ebbery dai by kittehs wib a hongree
Dere wheel be lawts ob musiclol nummers bai awl yur fayborite sillyebretees, free non-rodint baysed noms on LCBs lawn, YNG’s & YNG’s inna Nawty Barn wib free Guinness fur ebberywon adn a speshul layte nite show juss fur teh laydee cheezfrends!
Otay, wibowt furber ado… plz tu put yur paws togebber fur:
MICK ‘TEH LIPS’ JAGGEH!
HAALLOO CHEEZLAND! ARR YU REDDY TU ROKK???
OKAY! LETS DU THIS THING!
* strut, strut, strut POUT *
durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
he ain’t got no-o…
dur de dur
nom pre-ven-shun…
dur de dur
he ain’t got no-o…
dur de dur
hed pro-tek-shun
dur de dur
oh hii twied
oh hii twied
oh hii twied!
OH HII TWIED!
he ain’t got no-o…
dur de dur
OH hii ain’t gawt NO…
dur de dur
wen he’s flyin – inna Chair
chokklit possums – ober dere
Hunnnert Dollar – Towel tu ware
Yeah Yeah Yeah
durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
lissen wat ai sai!
durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
he ain’t… gawt… no-o… wolf… pro-tek-shun
he’s… onwle-e… gawt… a… marsh-mallooow…
heer comes L-C-B!
dur de dur
she has – a hon-gree!
dur de dur
oh nose, run! G-P!
dur de dur
ware is yur wolf-ee?
dur de dur
OH, He ain’t GAWT NO…
dur de dur
NOM PRE-VEN-SHUN
dur de dur
NO, HE AIN’T GAWT NO…
dur de dur
HED PRO-TEK-SHUN
dur de dur
he is DEE-LISHUS!
dur de dur
adn NOO-TRISH-US!
dur de dur
wib TAR-TAR SAUS!
dur de dur
OH YESH… YESH… YESH!
dur de dur
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* Mick gets dragged off stayge by angree Wolbes *
See this song at Teh No Noms Consert
