Debriefees

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Debriefees (Classic Rewindification)
(With aplologies to Woody Guthrie’s Deportees and regret for teh real events the song was written about in teh first place.)
by LCB

*cries a little for teh missed Maus*

In Maus’ honor, I’d like to also bring back a classic. There is a video for this one on teh Toobs of U, but teh nature of teh pictures is teh way to serious for this site so I won’t embed teh link, out of respects for teh original subjects. U can paste this nummer in teh “Search” box at teh UToobs: c2eO65BqxBE

Everybuddy, feel free to sing along!

The cart has pulled up, the Cheezpeeps are scatt’ring,
The jig is now up for their Fruit-of-the-Looms;
They’re taking ‘em off in a debriefing frenzy
They say all the Cheezpeeps be knowing too much.

My father’s own father, he lost his best boxers,
They took off the panties from his lady wife;
My brothers and sisters come decked out in Jockeys,
And they rode the cart where they took down their drawers.

Goodbye to my thong, goodbye tighty-whities,
Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
And all they will call you will be “debriefees”

Some of us go commando, our undies abducted,
The guy on the cart said they’d have to come off;
Six hundred shots of cold debriefing fluid,
They made us hold objects, like lard bowls and tongs.

We gave up our shorts and we gave up our g-strings,
We gave up our longjohns, we gave up our trunks.
You reached ‘neath our clothes and extracted our knickers
Our astronaut diapers, even our Depends.

Goodbye to my thong, goodbye, tighty-whities,
Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
And all they will call you will be “debriefees”

The Zippo set fire to our unmentionables,
Like a fireball of lightning, and destroyed them all,
And who are all these peeps, all freezing their buns off?
The comments page says, “They are just debriefees”

Is this the best hope we can hold for our cute boy shorts?
Is this the best end for our undergarments?
To fall prey to vultures who expose our hineys
And be known by no name except “debriefees”?

Goodbye to my thong, goodbye, tighty-whities,
Adios cotton step-ins, Y-fronts and bikinis;
You won’t have your Hanes when you ride the big “D” cart
And all they will call you will be “debriefees”

See this song at Piggeh… Unplugged

See this song as originally performed at ICHC

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