Ebberybody SPLORTS

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Ebberybody SPLORTS (Classic Rewindification)
(from REM’s, Everybody Hurts)
by Guinness Piggeh

* strum *

Otay, afore ai intwodyooces mai nawt sekkund speshul guest; heer am a claseek frum Cheestock:

mmmMMMmmm

Wen yur dai is laaawwwnnnggg…
adn reel lyfe…
reel lyfe won’t leebe yu alowne…

Wen yur shore yu’s had enuff…
ob reel lyfe…
well, log awn…

Type “Cheezburger”, hit goooooo…
lookit teh picshores wib yur eyes…
but ebberybody SPLORTS…

sum thymes…

sum thymes yur duck taype is nawt strawng…
if yur bayving cap just went *SPRONG*
teh cyoot crash cart wheel bii alawng… (hold awn, hold awn)
put yur purrtektibb gogglols on (hold awn)
iffn yu feel lyke yur braynes are teh smushed…
den reel lyfe…
eet is gawn…

cos ebberybody SPLORTS…
awl ob yur cheezy frends…
EBBERYBODY SPLORTS!!!
Hawt Chokk-lit adn…
Marsh-maaallow…
donut look at teh LOL
wib yur cheezmap blankie awn…
NOM NOM NOM, yur chokklit possum!

iffn yur awn yur own…
in reel lyfe…
teh days adn nites are lawng…
wen yu finkso yu’s had tu mush…
ob reel lyfe…
plz tu log awn…

In ower speshul plais…
SUM THYMES…
Won ob teh cheezfrends cries
adn ebberybody’s thorts
is full ob supports
cos ebberybody hurts
Sum thymes…

plz tu hold awn, hold awn,
Hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn (nom nom nom nom nom)

(OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM)

Ebberybody Splorts…

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Yu is teh nawt alowne…

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