Splorts Car

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Splorts Car (Classic Rewindification)
(from Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car)
by Guinness Piggeh

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Otay, thyme fur an otter Piggeh claseek.

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Tihs is an otter sawng abowt bean a phlonquais.

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Is cawled “Splorts Car”.

Piggeh:
Yu gawt a SPLORTS car…
Ai wanna taek eet tu Delaware…
Mebbeh wii kin maek a meel?
Mebbeh tugebber wii kin get sum Hare?
O wayt, Plaice is bedder
Fud stocks at Zero, gawt notting tu yoose!
Mebbeh wheel maek sumfing
Mii, maiself, ai gawts nomming tu du!

Yu gawt a SPLORTS car…
Ai gawt a pan adn a coolur full ob beer
Ai gawt cyoopawns fur teh conbeeneeunts stoar
Ownlee has tu spend juss a littlol bit ob munnie
wown has Okra in a jar
Juss Corn Bred adn a bag ob sumfing Gritteh
Yu adn ai kin boff get lawts
Canut yu sea taht mai belleh kneads filling??? * nod nod *

Yu sea taht owld man’s gawt a prollem * poynts at Mick *
Hims lips du teh bobblol wen hims goes like tihs * nod nod *
Hims sed “Tihs Lip Creem am NAWT werking”
“Mai bodee’s tu yung tu looking lieh tihs!!!”
lolcatburglar, lookit… aww, bless him!
Awl ob hims lyfe, hims thort hims hadded a gift!
Yu sed: “Piggeh, yu gawts tu taek care ob him!”
“So quit playin’ teh fool adn get him sum meds!”

Yu gawt a SPLORTS car
Is eet fast enuff so ai kin win teh dai?
Ai gawt Pole pozishun!
Dere’s teh Green Lite! ZOOM! Adn ai’m awai!

Ai member ai wus drybing, drybing in yur car
Speeds SO FAST ai forgot ai was a Phlonque
Flashy lites filled up mai mirrurs
Adn yur car felt nyce, ai shud bii eet’s owner…
adn ai-eey-ai had a feline ai wus bein’ ronged
adn ai-eey-ai had a feline ai cud sea sumwon, a poleese man? A POLEESE MAN!

Yu gawt a SPLORTS car
adn ai went croosin’, ennertain’d mai frends…
Steel… ai gawt a job * shrug *
ai werk in teh londry adn awn teh prison grill
so ai’m riting yu tihs heer lettur
mai plan wheel werk, ai kneads yu deeboted
O, plz tu ending teh torchur!
lyfe in teh beeg howse ain’t phun fur pigburglars!

“Yur honnur, ai wus drybing, drybing in hurr car”
“NAWT so fast, promiss ai was NAWT drunk!”
“Flashy lites filled up mai mirrurs”
“adn ai pulled rite ober tu teh showldur”
“ai-eey-ai new ai had dun notting at awl rong”
“ai-eey-ai had a feline ai had juss bin stung, juss bin stung, juss bin stung”

lolcatburglar:

“Ai gawt a SPLORTS car”
“adn ai has tu werk adn pai awl ob teh beels!”
“Yu stai owt raycing layte in mai car!”
“yur SO mush trubble, yu adn teh otter pigs!”
“Yu wheel has tu bii bedder!”
“Ai’ll bang yur heds tugebber! Yu, adn GP, & Scrooge McPig”
“Cancul yur plans, yu ain’t going tu Delaware!”
“O, adn teh SPLORTS car; yu ain’t NEBBER drybing!”

Judge:

“Nao, member! Wen yur drybing, drybing in yur car”
“Seetbelts fastened, beers in teh trunk”
“Rodint types strapped in dere harness”
“adn yur arm rest down, lolphone in eet’s holdur”
“ai-eey-ai has a feline taht yu is teh strawng”
“ai-eey-ai has a feline yu kin control dem, control dem, control dem…”

“Ma’am, yu gawt a SPLORTS car”
“eet’s fast enuff, yu cud juss drybe awai”
“Yu gotta maek a deesizhun…”
“Leebe him heer, oar taek him awai…”

lolcatburglar:

* sigh *

Hii is mai Phlonquais…

Hii is mai Phlonquais…

Hii is mai Phlonquais…

See this song at Piggeh… Unplugged

See this song as originally performed at LCB’s Birfday 2009