Tess’s Locket

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Tess’s Locket
(aplologies to Chrissie Ohynde and teh Pretendifyers, Brass in Pocket)
by LCB

LCB takes the stage again, with a smuggled-in electrimackle lolguitar. (Don’t ask how she did it. She’d rather not say.)

O hai! I wanted to take advantage of today’s concert to does a song for my vry gud fren, Tessm, who hadded a birfday a few days ago. I wanted to does a song for her last year but because she has such vry peculiar particular tastes in musics I couldnot find just teh thing. But after having met her on a few occasions and seeing teh awesome jewelrys and other stuffs she makes I just picked a song that is about being self-assured and stylish. Happy Birfday, Tess!

Check Tess’s locket
She’s got talent, she’s gonna use it
No question, she’s inventive
Gonna make a, make a, make a necklace

Got baubles, beads à go-go
Gold findings, shiny gleaming
Her design, just seems so pleasing
Gonna make a, make a, make a bracelet

Gonna make some charms
Gonna use some SCRAP
Gonna show her guile
Gonna use her style sense
Gonna make some shrinkdinks
Gonna use her, her, her imagination

‘Cause she’s gonna make you squee
There’s nobody else here
No one like she
She’s special, so special
I gotta have some of ur creations, give them to me

Soft sculpture, she can make it neat
Designs lolgowns, they’re so reet
Got some yarn, she’ll knit it for u
Gonna make u, make u, make u notice

Gonna make some charms
Gonna use some SCRAP
Gonna show her guile
Gonna use her style sense
Gonna make some shrinkdinks
Gonna use her, her, her imagination

‘Cause she’s gonna make you squee
There’s nobody else here
No one like she
She’s special, so special
I gotta have some of ur creations, give them to me

‘Cause she’s gonna make you squee
There’s nobody else here
No one like she
She’s special, so special
I gotta have some of ur creations, give ‘em to me

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