Trolls in Cheezland

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Trolls in Cheezland
(aplologies to Eric Clappityton and Tears in Heaven)
by LCB

LCB takes the stage with her acouscoustic lolguitar she got in Morocco. She is dressed simply, wearing a tweed jacket, tweed skirt and tweed mask with eyeholes cut out of teh leather patches. She makes a short speech about how very recently she was saddened when it appeared that there was Cheezpeeps whut felt it was moar important to encourage young trolls than it was to preserve teh happy and stress-free utopia that Cheezland has become for many of us. She knows some Cheezpeeps has grate big harts but in her 3-year tenure here in Cheezland she has learned teh sad yet inevitable lesson that it is better to shun trolls of all ages than to risk alienating even one beloved Cheezfriendship. She sings a song of regret.

Would u call me names
If I saw u in Cheezland
Would it be a shame
If I saw u in Cheezland
I must be strong, and shine u on
’cause I know u don’t belong
Here in Cheezland

Would u sow discord
If I saw u in Cheezland
Would u mock our horde
If I saw u in Cheezland
I’ll turn away, it’s teh best way
’cause I know u just can’t play
Nice in Cheezland

Trolls can bring u down
Trolls can harsh ur squee
Trolls can brake ur hart
So don’t feed them plz
Shun them, plz

(hartbraking lolguitar solo)

Feed them no moar
Just plz ignore
And I know there’ll be no moar
Trolls in Cheezland

Would u call me names
If I saw u in Cheezland
Would it be a shame
If I saw u in Cheezland
I must be strong, and shine u on
’cause I know u don’t belong
Here in Cheezland

’cause I know u don’t belong
Here in Cheezland

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