U Can’t Always Please LCB

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U Can’t Always Please LCB (Classic Rewindification)
(wif aplologies to teh Lolling Stones, except for Mick. He knows why.)
by LCB

Mick wanted to bring back this song from last year’s “Piggeh… in Conversation” event. Is teh acoustimacle, even teh Fronsch horn. If u axe me, I think Mick rly has a soft spot for that piggeh. *nods*

*Lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig, freshly styled and audited by Fronk, inhale helium and sing*

I sawr LCB at teh reception
Warm applol juice in her hand
I knew she would have a conniption
When she learned it was “GP” brand

No, u can’t always please LCB,
U can’t always please LCB
U can’t always please LCB
But if u try sometime
U might find u get ur revenge.

*lolpigburglar plays a fronsch horn solo*

*Mick struts up to teh mic, singing from GP’s pint point of view*
I sawr LCB at teh reception
Warm applol juice in her hand
I knew she was gonna have a conniption,
When she learned it was “GP” brand

(Chorus)
U can’t always please LCB
U can’t always please LCB
U can’t always please LCB
But if u try sometime,
U might find u get ur revenge!

And I went down to LCB’s mansion
To get my fair share of abuse,
I sed, “I wanna nom some pork scratchings!
If I don’t I’m gonna spill some warm applol juice!”

sing it to me, piggehs
(Chorus)
Oh, piggeh, yesh, oh

I went down to teh Cheezland Drugstore
To get Mick’s prescription filled
I was standing in line with lolpigburglar
And man, did he look pretty ill
We decided that we would have a Guinness
My fav’rite kind of beverage
I told my woes to lolpigburglar
Yeah, and he sed one word to me and that was “rage”

I sed to him
(Chorus)
Whoa yesh! Whoo!

*lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig sing oohs and aaahs while Mick screams, struts and pouts*

I sawr LCB at teh reception
In her glass was some shampers
She was practised at teh art of hedbatting
Well, I could tell by my blood-stained eers

(Chorus x 2)

*lolpigburglar and Scrooge McPig sing oohs and aaahs while Mick struts and pouts and eventually falls over*

See this song at Piggeh… Unplugged

See this song as originally performed at Piggeh… in conversation