Yur Phlonquais

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Yur Phlonquais
(Alanis Morissette’s version of Sting’s King of Pain)
by Guinness Piggeh

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Otay, wii has thyme fur won moar sawng.

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Yu has bin a grate awedeeunts.

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Lettuce heer eet fur mai tu berry speshul guests, lolcatburglar adn skwirrlgrrl!

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Fankies awlso tu AngelPlume fur liting awl ob teh candlols adn… well, taht’s awl hur deed, rly.

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Fankies ob corse tu teh bebbeh otters fur awl dere grate werk handing owt teh mush kneaded ShamWows.

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Otay. Nao, tu teh chune ob Alolnis Morrisette’s “King ob Pain” heer am “Yur Phlonquais”.

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Goodnite ebberywon. Yu is teh win.

Dere’s a littlol blak spawt awn mai fun todai
Eet’s the sayme owld fing as yesserdai… 🙄
Dere’s a lolcatburglar in a full on strop
Ai has mai cleening rag, bukkit adn a mop

Ai has scrubbed heer afore, cleened cat hares owt teh drayn
Warshed yur owld laydee unners wibowt a masheen
Oh yesh, ai’m alwais hoeping taht yu’ll edn mai payn
Is mai desteenee tu be yur poor phlonquais??? 😯

“Yur liek a fossil, Piggeh! Yur no yoose at awl!”
taht is SO unfare!
“Ai ask fur shampers, yu brang me Applol Joos taht’s warm!”
taht is SO unfare!
“Whut’s this??? Yu has bleeched awl ob mai clothes agen!”
taht is SO unfare!
“Adn nao Mick adn Fronk has lokked demselbes in teh den!”

“Yu kin sleeping owtsied!” but but but, eet’s poaring rayn!
“Ai donut caer, Piggeh! Yu shud has yoosed yur brayn!”
“Ai gess ai wheel has tu replayce yu, yu wus juss tu lame!”
“Ai nose, ai wheel get me a shinee robo-phlonquais…”

“A phlonquais ob mai own taht ai kin boss abowt”
“He wheel bii loyal tu me, adn taek teh awl ob teh garbage owt”
“He wheel nebber be sleeping, juss werking fur me insted”
“Adn teh bestest part, ai won’t eben has tu feed him a crust ob bred!”

Mai clothes arr awl torn, mai feets so derty dey is black
Umm…plz, LCB… kin ai has mai jawb bakk?
Dere’s a littlol black spawt awn mai fun todai
Eet’s the sayme owld fing as yesserdai…

Ai has stuud heer so lawng owt in teh poaring rayn
Wib taht robo-impostur taeking awl mai fame!
Ai gess ai’m owt heer hoeping taht yu’ll end mai payn…
‘Cos eet’s mai destinee tu bii yur phlonquais…

Yur Phlonquais!
Ai wheel alwais bii Yur Phlonquais!
Ai wheel alwais bii Yur Phlonquais!

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