Peeps in Norf America am prolly aware dat sum rilly nasty stroms stomped across deh American Southeast last week. TikkyTac suffered deh full force uv deh storm and had a HYOOOOG oak tree fall — damaging her roof and fence etc. It knocked down her electric wires and destroyed her rooftop internet connection. Thanks to a good neighbor shii has her electricity back, but the AT&T peeps can’t get access tu her roof because uv deh tree. And of course, deh city wants awl deh downed trees removed, but dey duz nawt do deh removifying if it am on ur property. Deh tree haz got to go!!
TikkyTac haz contacted MrTreeRemovifyer and teh price for cutup & remove iz $3500 munnees, adn $1000 for teh stump/rootball grinding. Totlol ov $4500 munnees. Dat am a LOTTA munnies. Now, our Tikky am on a berry limited budget from SSI and shii nawt can haz a LOTTA munnies. Alsotewaswell, SSI haz berry strange rules about munnies and wii cannot gibbing hur any money or SSI will cut her payments. Wut tu do???
💡 Our good good Cheez frend SneezeeCat haz made arrangingments wif MrTreeRemovifyer to accept payment from her on Tikky’z behalf. But Sneezee cannot doing dis awl by hurself. For doze hoo wunt tu halps, Sneezee can receive munnies froo:
PayPal: rebekahcadorette@gmail dot com
Google Pay: rebekahcadorette@gmail dot com
Checks: 734 Fillmore St. Port Townsend, WA 98368
Sneezee am a veritablol finanshull institooshun!
Togezzer wii kin do dis. If dhere am any extra munnies, dey will b used to halp Tikky wif uzzer much needed home fixing.
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i has sum news, sum eggsiteen news! I haz tu books komin owt end ob dis munf!! an tu moer in teh fall!!!! i iz trieen tu nawt fall ober, iz sew eggsiteen. heer iz teh interbu dey did awn teh interwebs!