Everybody SPLORTS

Lol Songz \ Cheezstock \ Disc One

R.E.M [Rodints en Masse]: Ebberybody SPLORTS

* Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar adn Scrooge McPig awl arribe awn teh Cheezburger stayge waring littlol soots adn hats *

Ohai ebberywon! Welcum welcum welcum tu CHEEZSTOCK!!!

wii wud liek tu startify wib a sawng taht rly sums up wai wii is teh heer todai… eben nao, sum ob us has tu be at teh stoopy pleh werk oar has tu du teh ironing oar sumfing else whut is teh pleh… yesh yesh, stoopy pleh reel lyfe syndrome affekts us awl… sumthymes…

* GP throws owt bockses ob tishoos tu teh crowd *

mmmMMMmmm

Wen yur dai is laaawwwnnnggg…
adn reel lyfe…
reel lyfe won’t leebe yu alowne…

Wen yur shore yu’s had enuff…
ob reel lyfe…
well, log awn…

Type “Cheezburger”, hit goooooo…
lookit teh picshores wib yur eyes…
but ebberybody SPLORTS…

sum thymes…

sum thymes yur duck taype is nawt strawng…
if yur bayving cap just went *SPRONG*
teh cyoot crash cart wheel bii alawng… (hold awn, hold awn)
put yur purrtektibb gogglols on (hold awn)
iffn yu feel lyke yur braynes are teh smushed…
den reel lyfe…
eet is gawn…

cos ebberybody SPLORTS…
awl ob yur cheezy frends…
EBBERYBODY SPLORTS!!!
Hawt Chokk-lit adn…
Maaaaaarsh-mallo…
donut look at teh LOL
wib yur cheezmap blankie awn…
NOM NOM NOM, yur chokklit possum!

iffn yur awn yur own…
in reel lyfe…
teh days adn nites are lawng…
wen yu finkso yu’s had tu mush…
ob reel lyfe…
plz tu log awn…

In ower speshul plais…
SUM THYMES…
Won ob teh cheezfrends cries
adn ebberybody’s thorts
is full ob supports
cos ebberybody hurts
Sum thymes…

plz tu hold awn, hold awn,
Hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn (nom nom nom nom nom)

(OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM)

Ebberybody Splorts…

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Yu is teh nawt alowne…

“about an hour and a half ago, we’ve had no official explanation; police estimate some three or four hundred people, they just, they just logged on and LOL’d. God! We’ve gotten confirmation, we cannot find anyone; I’ve never seen anything like this”

~ ~ ~

Otay laydees adn gennullmens!!! Dere is LAWTS moar phun tu bii had!!! Dere wheel bii lawts ob sawngs heer awn teh Cheezburger Stayge, teh neckst act wheel bii startifying anee minnit ober awn teh Otter Stayge adn ober teh neckst 3 LOLs yu wheel bii treeted tu TEH… GRATEST… SHOW… AWN… ERF… EBBER!!! (prolly)

Donut forgit, teh Hugh G Manatee wadder slydes is open, yu kin pick up yur speshul edishun bobblol hedded Guinness Piggeh (c) Akshun Figgers, lolcatburglar masks, Upfi brand caterpillolar raycing owtfeets, bebbeh otter plushies adn otter soobeneers at teh consesshun stands! As always, teh Safareh Park is open so plz tu go bisit Wierd Pretzel adn feed him yur commints, linkees adn abatars; snorglol teh orphling bebbehs in teh sankchoowary adn mebbeh, iffn wii is teh rly luckee, mebbeh teh Troll Hunter wheel has thyme tu stawp bai adn taek us up in teh Cayblol Cars ober… * cue dramatik musics * Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell Canyun!!! * shudder *

YNG’s wheel bii arownd wib sordid horse doovers shortlee tu!

Welcum tu Cheezstock – 3 LOLs ob Cheez adn Mud!!!

O yesh, adn fankies tu lolcatburglar, tessm, skwirrlgrrl, kimkiwi adn awl teh otters hu maded todai pawsable!!!

Fankies!!! 😆

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