LCBz Lolmas Carlol

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LCBz Lolmas Carlol
(to teh tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemans”)

Keep asking nicely, Happycat
Let nothing u deter
One day teh answer will be “yes”
And u will nom and purr
Just smile sweetly as u ask
“I can has cheezburger?”
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Burgers wif cheez
O tidings of burgers wif cheez

Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
Let nuffin u dismay
Remember that good Ceiling Cat
Is watching u this day
He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
Teh one that’s gone astray
O tidings of bukkets restored
Bukkets restored
O tidings of bukkets restored

We praise thee monorail cat
For transport u provide
We travel from point A to B
While smoovly u do glide
But sometimes u go of teh rail
And serviss is denied
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Crash-free serviss
O tidings of crash-free serviss

Just stop right there, O zombie cat
Don’t take another bite
Of ur poor hyoomin’s gray matter
That simply isn’t right
U deserve ur own food supply
That won’t put up a fight
O tidings of huge brain buffets
Huge brain buffets
O tidings of huge brain buffets

From TeenytinyIngerland
And points from pole to pole
Gather on teh commintz pages
Some peeps witty and droll
They engage in shenanniguns
And battle teh odd troll
O tidings of 5-burger votes
5-burger votes
O tidings of 5-burger votes

Were it not for teh cyoot crash cart
All laden wif supplies
Our lives would be in grave danjer
Whene’r we feast our eyes
On lolpics filled wif lethal kyoot
That makes heds vaporize
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
Chikken hed glubs
O tidings of chikken hed glubs

There are so many cat macros
That make us all to LOL
It is pert’ near unpossibul
To herein list them all
They’re in our screens makin us snork
Behind in work we fall
O tidings of ICHC
ICHC
O tidings of Tofu & Chz

See this song at ICHC