Plz Nawt Hedbat

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Plz Nawt Hedbat
by Guinness Piggeh

* GP picks up Microlophone *

Nao, yu has awl herd ob Queen… well, tonite wii has oar berry own Cween purrforming a berry BERRY speshul bershun ob “We Will Rock You”

Cween, plz tu tayke teh stayge wen yu is reddy!

*Kumz on stage lukking ebree inch deh rokk star*
*wif deh mini skirt adn multi kullerd hairz*
*adn deh leather vest wif fringeez *
*adn sparkleez ebreewarez*
*adn deh high heeled leather bootz up to dhe thize*

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GP, he’s a pig, maeks a big mess playing inna hay,
gonna be a hyooge star won dai!

lookit dat fais, plz tu nawt chayse,
mistreeting him wud be a disgrayce!

Sing eet!
“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *
“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

GP’s a yung pig, kyoot pig, scampers inna hay,
gonna have his own Phlonquais won dai!

littlol kyoot fais, owns his own plaice,
wayving his Towel awl ober teh playce!

“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

Sing eet!

“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

GP! He lieks chokklit, pizza, punkin flayvur pyes,
gonna be a grate Chef sumdai!

He gawt creem onna fais, nawt mush grayce,
scampering rownd awl ober teh playce!

“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

Sing eet!

“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

Ebberybodee!

“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

Alrite!

* GP slydes in onna nees adn delibbers werld ending geetar solol *

* STOMP STOMP CLAP *

See this song at Teh No Noms Consert

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