Plz Nawt Hedbat

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Plz Nawt Hedbat
by Guinness Piggeh

* GP picks up Microlophone *

Nao, yu has awl herd ob Queen… well, tonite wii has oar berry own Cween purrforming a berry BERRY speshul bershun ob “We Will Rock You”

Cween, plz tu tayke teh stayge wen yu is reddy!

*Kumz on stage lukking ebree inch deh rokk star*
*wif deh mini skirt adn multi kullerd hairz*
*adn deh leather vest wif fringeez *
*adn sparkleez ebreewarez*
*adn deh high heeled leather bootz up to dhe thize*

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GP, he’s a pig, maeks a big mess playing inna hay,
gonna be a hyooge star won dai!

lookit dat fais, plz tu nawt chayse,
mistreeting him wud be a disgrayce!

Sing eet!
“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
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“plz nawt, plz nawt… HEDBAT!”
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GP’s a yung pig, kyoot pig, scampers inna hay,
gonna have his own Phlonquais won dai!

littlol kyoot fais, owns his own plaice,
wayving his Towel awl ober teh playce!