Imagine

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Imagine
by lolcatburglar
(wif aplologies to John Onoes Lennon)

Squirrel Nutkin steps on stage, all dressed in white. He sits down atta white piano (it has black keys, tho, so donot beez teh worry). Miss Suzy teh little gray skwerl sits silently at his side. He begins to play and sing a haunting tune wif simple yet poynent lyrics.

Imagine there’s no menu
Of rodents u can try
No breading on us
No side of slaw and fries
Imagine all teh meals
Served without hamsters

Imagine there’s abstention
From gnawing on our bods
Chipmunks remain un-filleted
And no nutria stew
Imagine all rodentia
Staying in one piece

U may say I’m delicious
But I’m not for u to chomp
I hope someday u will spare us
And the skwerls will be unnommed

Imagine no gustation
Of prairie dogs and rats
No need to feed ur hunger
On guinea pigs or mice
Imagine all carnivores
Sparing all gerbils

U may say I’m delicious
But I’m not for u to chomp
I hope someday u will spare us
And the skwerls will live unnommed

See this song at Teh No Noms Consert